You can only eat one animal the rest of your life

[logan82]

burniebrewer wrote:

I would only eat vegetarians.

 

Probably taste like tofu--no thanks.

I figure all meat I currently eat is from herbivores. Vegetarians should have less fat and therefore healthier.

 

I would guess humans would be red meat. I have now spent my allotment of twisted thoughts for the year on this thread.

[JimH5]

Just curious, would humans be red meat?

 

Unfortunately, I may be a little more marbled than I'd like to be.

[gypcasino]

If you could only have one kind of meat the rest of your life. This is an unlimited amount,

I get to have somebody else prepare it right?

[brewerjamie15]

A Haiku for Cow

Not for a Chicken or Pig

Cows are the bom-buh.

[mothershipconnection]

To answer the original question, none.

Yeah right Toby, I know you can't resist an organic, shade grown, fair trade, cageless, wheat grass fed, antiobiotic-free, free range Tofurkey. It's the beef jerkey of hipsters.

 

Given the rule that all varieties of fish count as a single animal, it's an easy choice for this Norske: fish.

[sbrylski]

Horse. I'd have transportation as well.

 

EDIT: And I could make my own glue.

[recte44]

Cow. Love me some burgers.

[InsomniacInkRoss]

Surely there is some way to make something from a cow taste close to the euphoria that is bacon

 

I would put shellfish over any walkin' bird

[bigredrobbo]

Soylent Green...

[And That]

Yeah right Toby, I know you can't resist an organic, shade grown, fair trade, cageless, wheat grass fed, antiobiotic-free, free range Tofurkey. It's the beef jerkey of hipsters.

Man... I cut open a package of tofu this evening to add it to some stir-fry and boy-oh-boy, did that stuff ever look tasty! The way it slithers out of the package, all protein-y...

 

[rluzinski]

I have to go with chicken. White and dark meat are like two animals right off the bat.

[colbyjack]

The pork variety argument was compelling, but there's no way I can't eat steak or burgers the rest of my life. Beef it is.

[Crazyk1294]

Baby seal.

[Fatter than Joey]

As a side note -- Since January 1st, my wife has established a fascist regime of "healthier eating" in our household. I have mocked her, bribed her, carried on, and busted out most my self-preservation arsenal, and still I am looking at low-fat, low-sodium -- and my personal arch enemy "reasonable portions".

 

So clearly I needed to pursue divorce on the grounds, that my wife has clearly become mentally unstable, and/or possessed by demons. I talked to some of my friends in the attorney industry -- and they indicated that my case was not the slam-dunk case I had hoped it would be -- and at some point during all the legal hoopla, I would probably would get hungry, so I should just deal with it.

 

So -- this weekend my wife made "turkey steaks" -- I have no idea what turkey steaks are, perhaps there is a super species of 6 foot turkeys, or maybe they grind turkeys into turkey paste and reform it into "steaks" -- in either case it was pretty tasty.

 

The Soylent Greenesque twist to this story, was when the other day I was eating Turkey burger BBQ, and I told my wife -- "This isn't that bad, I could get used to this", to which my wife replied... (cue moment of revelation music)

 

"You've been eating Turkey burger since October"

 

I literally stopped chewing.

[Glennron]

The Soylent Greenesque twist to this story, was when the other day I was eating Turkey burger BBQ, and I told my wife -- "This isn't that bad, I could get used to this", to which my wife replied... (cue moment of revelation music)

 

"You've been eating Turkey burger since October"

 

I literally stopped chewing.

Did you have a Bruce Willis-Sixth Sense/Edward Norton-Fight Club type flashback of all the times you've eaten them, coming to the horrifying realization that she's right?

[Fatter than Joey]

yeah - exactly

[craigharmann]

Gotta be cow. I gotta have me some BBQ Brisket, Beef tenderloins, Filet Mignon....along with the hamburgers and other various cow creations.

[logan82]

As a side note -- Since January 1st, my wife has established a fascist regime of "healthier eating" in our household. I have mocked her, bribed her, carried on, and busted out most my self-preservation arsenal, and still I am looking at low-fat, low-sodium -- and my personal arch enemy "reasonable portions".

I think I finaly have my wife convinced that turkey is not really a reasonable substitute for beef,

[giffted1]

Beef definitely.

 

A life without steak is not one worth living.

[InsomniacInkRoss]

I use ground turkey as the base of my chilli, and it's my favorite sliced meat for sammiches, it has its place, but it sure aint Cow

[brewizard]

Man, I just can't get enough Zebra. http://whatthecrap.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/lion-eating-meat.jpg

[Weirdos19]

I think I have to choose a pig over a cow. But it's very close.

 

Ham, Bacon, Pork chops, pork loin, side pork. Yum.

 

if you are looking for variety, there are 7 different kinds of meat that come from a turtle. One tastes just like chicken. No kidding.

[BrewCrewForever]

Beef. Steak and Burgers I could not live without, also all the great stuff you can make with beef.