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Python rules! I just wish the wife would catch on to their awesome splendor (although, she did giggle several times when she agreed to watch Holy Grail with me).

 

I still remember in HS we had a madrigal dinner and we pretty much did the entire "witch test" sketch from Holy Grail with a member of the dinner audience. It was great!

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absolutely love Holy Grail but not a giant fan of their other two movies. there's a ton of good stuff from their TV show, though. my favourite is probably The Olympics for Men Acting Like Women.

 

I'm sorry, your walk just isn't silly enough.

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Man: What's for afters?

 

Woman: Well, there's rat cake, rat sorbet, rat pudding...or strawberry tart.

 

Man: Strawberry tart?

 

Woman: Well, it' s got some rat in it.

 

Man: How much rat?

 

Woman: Three. Rather a lot, really.

 

Man: Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it.

 

(One slice of strawberry tart without so much rat in it later...)

Remember: the Brewers never panic like you do.
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absolutely love Holy Grail but not a giant fan of their other two movies.

 

Life of Brian is almost just as good.

 

Brian, to crowd: "I'm NOT the Messiah!"

Lady in crowd: "Only the true Messiah denies his divinity!"

Brian: "Alright, I am the Messiah..."

Crowd: "He IS the Messiah!!!"

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Well you could call me Dennis.

I didn't know your name was Dennis.

Well you didn't bother to ask did you?

 

 

Come and see the violence inherent in the system.

 

Help, help, I'm being repressed.

Fan is short for fanatic.

I blame Wang.

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Philosopher's World Cup

 

International Philosophy: Germany vs. Greece

 

"Socrates has scored! The Greeks are going mad, the Greeks are going mad. Socrates scores, got a beautiful cross from Archimedes. The Germans are disputing it. Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics, Kant via the categorical imperative is holding that ontologically it exists only in the imagination, and Marx is claiming it was offside."

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Woman: Oh. How do you do?

King Arthur: How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Whose castle is that?

Woman: King of the who?

King Arthur: King of the Britons.

Woman: Who are the Britons?

King Arthur: Well, we all are. We are all Britons. And I am your king.

Woman: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

Dennis: You'rw foolin' yourself! We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working class...

Woman: Oh, there you go bringing class into it again.

Dennis: Well, that's what it's all about! If only people would...

King Arthur: Please, please, good people, I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?

Woman: No one lives there.

King Arthur: Then who is your lord?

Woman: We don't have a lord.

Dennis: I told you, we're an anarco-sydicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week...

King Arthur: Yes...

Dennis: ...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...

King Arthur: Yes I see...

Dennis: ...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs...

King Arthur: Be quiet!

Dennis: ...but by a two thirds majority in the case of...

King Arthur: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

Woman: Order, eh? Who does he think he is?

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Waitress: Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, and spam

Husband: Can I have that without the baked beans?

Waitress: You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, and spam?!?!

 

This thread could go on for weeks . . . .

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