Major League movie vs. current Brewers

[jaybird2001wi]

I have been thinking about comparisons between the "players" in the movie and our current Brewers team and here is how I would compare them.

 

Ryan Braun = young Roger Dorn

Damian Miller = Jake Taylor

Ben Sheets = young Eddie Harris

Rickie Weeks = Pedro Cerrano because Pedro "could no hit curveball" without Cerrano's eccentricities

Bill Hall = Willie Mays Hayes

Yo Gallardo = Rick Vaughn because Gallardo is just three years after being considered a "juvenile."

Prince Fielder = Jack Parkman in ML2 without the "jerk attitude."

Bob Uecker = Harry Doyle

Kevin Mench = "Gentry" the guy who got cut during Spring Training

[mothershipconnection]

I don't see many good fits other than Miller-Taylor. We just don't suck bad enough and have a roster filled with castoffs like we did back when Jim "pizza boy" Rushford was a player straight out of a movie.