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brettac1 ACL Brewers

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You can't report roster moves when it's a baby. They take up a lot of time. He's probably spending time with her so he doesn't have much time to post.

 

Sounds like a lame excuse to me!

 

He's in my sights. Another 4,700 posts and I am so there.

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I'm going to put the over-under on this baby's first sabermetric analysis of defensive positioning and zone ratings at 7 months. http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/wink.gif

 

Congratulations, rluz. I'm really happy for you!

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the best time to post if you have a baby might be when you are up with the new baby in the middle of the night, don't you think?
Typing with one hand is really tough.

 

Such a good joke...not appropriate for site...must restrain self...trying so hard to resist.

 

Okay I'm good.

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He's in jail for a choking out the doctor who based his assessment of the baby on subjective "scouting" measures. "Well, your baby has a good heart, breathes well, and appears to have normal musculature". Russ then demanded the data from an EKG, exact volume of his lungs, and total muscle weight within 3 grams.
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Maybe the baby's first words were not complimentary to Ben Sheets and is serving some time-outs.

 

I bet it said Ben Sheets was a loser because of his W-L record without regard to peripheral stats.

Fan is short for fanatic.

I blame Wang.

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Maybe the baby's first words were not complimentary to Ben Sheets and is serving some time-outs.

I bet it said Ben Sheets was a loser because of his W-L record without regard to peripheral stats.

No, the baby presented the argument without any kind of Excel probability chart. That was the problem.

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rluzinski Carolina Mudcats

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Opps. Missed this thread completely. Clara Luzinski was born on September 28th, at 12:50 PM. 7 lbs 15 oz and 20 inches. Both are above the mean for a female newbown... I've been told. Baby and wife are healthy, so I feel completely blessed.

 

And for the record, Ben Sheets is already her favorite Brewer (although we are still debating the "injury prone" side of things).

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