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I was hungry and wanted something hot to eat,but didn't feel like hassling to make something.So i looked in the freezer and saw this meatloaf microwave dinner my daughter must have grabbed and it looked pretty tasty on the cover.First bite tasted good and then absolute disaster struck,the damn meatloaf had onions in it.

 

Instantly my gag reflex kicked in as i bit into the onion and i start dry heaving.This is followed by me swearing after spitting the meatloaf out.My lord i hate onions with an intense intense passion.Of all foods to not like,onions have to be the worst.Those evil things are in what seems like everything.When i shop i have to check the friggin ingredients for almost everything so i an not wasting money by throwing it out afterwards,have wasting plenty of cash in the past by being lazy and not checking.I go to family gatherings and to my bad luck,both sides of my family loves onions and they put them in practically everything.Everyone will enjoying tasty looking multi-course meals at say Easter/Christmas and there i am eating maybe some meat,some chips,and a pickle.

 

Ordering out or going to a drive through is more onion hell to often.It seems at least 1/3 of the time when i order stuff with no onions,the bastards screw up and put the onion in or on and i don't notice until it's to late.Commence swearing profusely.My hate is so deep that i can't just pick them off/out because the taste is on the other stuff.One night i won alot of money playing poker and decided to buy pizza for everyone there,we were all buzzed and had the munchies.I order one large pizza that had onions included and one without.Of course the idiots put onions on both and it was to late to get another delivered,just got a credit.So here i'm buzzed and starving,gotta watch everyone pig out on pizza i paid for while i eat pretzels.Stuff like this has happened more times than i care to remember.

 

Each day that goes by my hate for these purely evil things called onions grows stronger http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/devil.gif

 

Anyone else got a deep hate for something that just won't go away and can drive you into fits of swearing rage like when Bruce Willis in Pulp Fiction realized that his girlfriend forgot his fathers watch?

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I hate:

 

-Cubs

-Michigan football

-Notre Dame football

-nascar, etc.

-this whole "emo" thing

 

 

But, I do love onions!

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I love onions. I could eat one raw like an apple. But I hate mushrooms. I'm the same way with them, can't eat anything that used to have them in it. I also can't even stand the smell of corndogs. It has to do with an incident I had with them while younger involving the flu. I hate the Cubs and most Cub fans. I hate stupid people that dismis SABR stats just because they don't want to understand them (BA is not a better indicator of getting on base than OBP!). I also hate hippies.

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The Green Bay Packers and Brett Favre. I live near Green Bay and the ridiculous media coverage drove me away all the way back in the 3rd grade. It's sad that in the middle of summer on the front page of the Press Gazette, there will be something Packer related. I understand that Green Bay is a smaller city that has a pro sports team, but it still is just a sport. Give me a break, please.
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The Green Bay Packers and Brett Favre. I live near Green Bay and the ridiculous media coverage drove me away all the way back in the 3rd grade. It's sad that in the middle of summer on the front page of the Press Gazette, there will be something Packer related. I understand that Green Bay is a smaller city that has a pro sports team, but it still is just a sport. Give me a break, please.

 

I hear ya, dude. I grew up an hour south of Green Bay, and it's still almost as crazy. I don't know if it's a deep, passionate hate, but I think it's at least borderline amusing.

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I also hate mushrooms. It's the only food I refuse to eat under any circumstances. When I get together with my family to go out for pizza, I always end up with my own personal pizza of sausage, pepperoni, and onions, while they eat that crap that's loaded down with mushrooms.

 

I also hate Chevy's "This is our country" ad campaign.

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-Mushrooms on pizza.

-The Band Oasis

-David Schwimmer

-Manitowoc, Wisconsin (no offense to brewerfanners from Manty, I just hate the town)

-$60,000 SUV's with Kerry/edwards bumper stickers still prominently displayed (like that makes you some sort of political subversive. Die, yuppie scum!)

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Tonight, Manny Pacquiao, because I am a big Marco Antonio Barrera fan.

 

It bums me out that there aren't more boxing fans. I don't hate non-boxing fans, though. At least no deeply and passionately.http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/wink.gif

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