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It's NOT Gonna Happen (Cubs parody song/video)

naivin

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Bring Back the Stein

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Parody songs make me uneasy, but anything to spite the Cubs, I guess. What could have made the song better was to note John Wayne Gacy, the most famous Cubs fan of all who asked for Cubs updates from death row (next year!) and who retrieved many of his victims just blocks away from Wrigley.

 

Edit: (My uncle just noted that Gacy is probably the second most famous Cubs fan, after Al Capone or maybe John Cusack). And yes, these are all jokes.

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Just because it feels so good to pile on the Cubs...From "The Onion"

 

"Confused Cubs Think They're Going to Arizona to Start Spring Training"

 

PHOENIX-Chicago Cubs players reluctantly followed Coach Lou Pinella's orders to pack their equipment for a trip to Arizona Monday, causing many on the ball club to wonder why they were starting spring training nearly six months ahead of schedule. "Last offseason I at least got to spend a little time with my family," said Cubs second baseman Ryan Theriot while examining the unusual 2007 MLB Playoff patch on the right sleeve of his jersey. "We must have done something right this season, though, because I heard our first exhibition game is already sold out." Upon their arrival to Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport, Theriot's theory regarding the team's improvement was immediately abandoned when he realized that the fans who had gathered to greet the Cubs were in fact booing them mercilessly.

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And the 3rd best team in the NL West sweeps the 2nd best team in the NL Central to go on to the next round of the playoffs. Meanwhile the best team in the NL East who is better than both of them loses in the first round.

 

What a strange season this is.

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