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Why is everyone in porn a star? It's always pornstar this, pornstar that - aren't there any bit players or small roles.

Sometimes I stare at a word so long it doesn't make sense.

I miss the show Qunicy.

 

Because if they had bit parts....they wouldn't be working in the porn industry.

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I just finished shopping for blue jeans for the first time in 2 years. Trying to find a size 34W36L at a department store is like trying to find a needle in a haystack.

I have to go to the "special big and tall store" for my dress slacks.

Yeah, I'm right there with you, jaybird. I got luck and found some 34x36 jeans and cargos at Kohl's in August, but usually pants shopping is an exercise in futility.

 

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I never understand that, whenever there is a grad opening for a store, such as Kohl's, people line up to get in, fight the crowds and wait for at least 45 minutes to check out. I mean, come on, the same crappy clothes will be there tomorrow.

 

Coaching a middle school sport is the most thankless job imaginable.

 

I miss being able to play video games all day...responsibility sucks.

 

I didn't even notice it was hockey season until that commentator with the mullet came on Sportscenter last night.

 

I miss being able to talk football on Brewerfan.net.

 

My dogs eat weird things.

 

I don't nessessarily enjoy the taste of coffee, but if I don't have my two cups every morning, I'm dragging by 1 p.m.

 

If I have a son, I'm going to teach him how to either throw a lefthanded slider, hit a 27-foot jumper, long snap or hold for place kicks. I figure in 20 years, place kick holder will be a seperate NFL specialty position. Also, the minimum salery will likely be $1+ million by then. My kid can buy me a retirement home by playing four plays per game.

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Yeah, I'm right there with you, jaybird. I got luck and found some 34x36 jeans and cargos at Kohl's in August, but usually pants shopping is an exercise in futility.

 

 

no kidding. people or family sometimes say i wear all the wrong stuff, but i always have to say "hey, there was one single pair of pants in the entire store in my size, so this is what i got."
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Give me a break
http://www.brandchannel.com/images/FeaturesProfile/235_profile_img1_kitkat3.jpg

 

Why is everyone in porn a star? It's always pornstar this, pornstar that - aren't there any bit players or small roles.
Sometimes I stare at a word so long it doesn't make sense.

 

Wow, I'd really never stopped to consider our cavalier free-passing of the word "star" in this arena. Good call! I'd have to guess there are the Ruperts Grint of the porn world, too.

 

As for your second point, it's relieving and validating to know I'm not the only one that does that. Which word was it in particular? For me it's usually the smaller words - like 'word,' or 'our,' or 'or.'

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What is it about 17 year olds that think they have free reign to give lip to any authority figure they meet?

 

In other news all 5'10 of me just dragged a 6'4 punk down two flights of stairs and threw him out of the theater because he though he could be cool and try to run through one of our walls.

 

I'm pretty sure he dropped a load in his pants when he realized I wasn't someone who could be bullied.

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I threw my first perfect game in MLB 07 The Show today with John Smoltz during my Braves season. I was proud of myself, lol.

 

Bill Hall made the game-saving play when he stole a home run in the middle innings.

"When a piano falls on Yadier Molina get back to me, four letter." - Me, upon reading a ESPN update referencing the 'injury-plagued Cardinals'
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I threw my first perfect game in MLB 07 The Show today with John Smoltz during my Braves season. I was proud of myself, lol.

 

Damn, dude - nice work! The closest I've come is taking a per-no-no to the 7th inning & 2 outs. I play on the 3d of 4 difficulty levels, so it's not like I can lean on the "I play the toughest competition" angle. Daammnn, big-time respeck!

 

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I like walking around the house in a t-shirt and boxer briefs. The sooner my roommates learn to deal with that the happier we'll all be.

 

I'm going to a wedding and reception tonight and I'll be looking to find a date when I get there http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/wink.gif

 

I played this game for the first time in a long time last night:

http://contra.classicgaming.gamespy.com/games/ss/superc17.gif

 

EDIT: oh yeah, and Halo 3 is fun.

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