Random thoughts that are pointless and too dumb to say anywhere else thread: 2007

[JimH5]

I believe its the exact same age when you learn about the dangers of consuming Pop Tart ingredients. When you can read the chemical compounds that go into Pop Tarts, then you should stop consuming them, and slap your parents for feeding them to you before you knew any better.

[hawing]

Why are there "Go Tarts"? Are Pop Tarts not portable enough?

[jaybird2001wi]

I used to eat Pop Tarts for breakfast before elementary school every morning. Then I got tired of them and they became too sweet for me. Now I can't even stomache eating them because I ate so much of them early on.

[TooLiveBrew]

Patrick425 is introducing his child to Cream before the age of 10. I have zero concerns regarding his parenting skills. Any other current/potential parents out there, take note.

 

SHIKAKA!

 

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Why are there "Go Tarts"? Are Pop Tarts not portable enough?

 

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[brewerjamie15]

I'm going to the hardware store to buy some clamps. By.

[iluvlamp]

Along the same lines of the Pop Tarts. I ate so much cereal when I was younger I won't touch the stuff.

[jaybird2001wi]

I just finished shopping for blue jeans for the first time in 2 years. Trying to find a size 34W36L at a department store is like trying to find a needle in a haystack.

I have to go to the "special big and tall store" for my dress slacks.

[GAME05]

I just finished shopping for blue jeans for the first time in 2 years. Trying to find a size 34W36L at a department store is like trying to find a needle in a haystack.

I have to go to the "special big and tall store" for my dress slacks.

know the feeling. i'm a 40-36. but the brother is a foot taller than me, so he has to have pretty much everything special-made.

 

[jaybird2001wi]

40-36?! And your brother is a foot taller? What is he 7 feet tall? I am 6'4"

[Principessa21]

I just finished shopping for blue jeans for the first time in 2 years. Trying to find a size 34W36L at a department store is like trying to find a needle in a haystack.

I have to go to the "special big and tall store" for my dress slacks.

I never hear anyone call them blue jeans anymore. That's cool. http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/smile.gif

 

Someone asked me today if a scar on my arm was a burn mark, and I said yes. He hesitated and asked how I did it. I explained (cooking) and he responded that he thought it was cool. Um, no it's not you weirdo. And my bf thought he was hitting on me. If that's a line, then he needs some help.

[trwi7]

Someone asked me today if a scar on my arm was a burn mark, and I said yes. He hesitated and asked how I did it. I explained (cooking) and he responded that he thought it was cool. Um, no it's not you weirdo. And my bf thought he was hitting on me. If that's a line, then he needs some help.

 

Come on I use that line all the time and the ladies love it!

 

I remember one time in gym we were playing a game I don't remember what it was, maybe football something like that and I slid to catch the ball so I got it but there's a bunch of little rocks scattered all over the practice fields for some reason and lucky me I slid right onto one of them. So as we keep playing my leg starts to hurt more and more so I decided to check it out when we got back in, problem was I couldn't see it all that well because it was early in the morning and the sun was bright so it took a while to get my vision back when I got it back I looked and there was a huge scrape about 10 inches going down the side of my right leg. Now I hate going to the nurse's place because it's just annoying to me and all they would've done is given me a band-aid and I hate wearing them so I said whatever I'm just going to take it off like 15 minutes later so why even bother? So by the time I got to my math class at 1:00 not only was the cut still really painful but it was starting to get all puffed out so I'm like whatever there's an hour and a half left in school I'll take care of it when I get home. So now that you know the background of that I am in math class and this girl keeps looking back my way and I'm like what the hell is she doing? So after we're done taking notes and all that stuff she asks me did you cut your leg? Now being the nice guy that I am (http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/wink.gif) I said yeah instead of saying something like no (words I can't use here). And she says how? I said by sliding in gym.

 

Wow that was a really random, pointless story which is actually the perfect fit for this thread.

[Baldkin]

Someone asked me today if a scar on my arm was a burn mark, and I said yes. He hesitated and asked how I did it. I explained (cooking) and he responded that he thought it was cool. Um, no it's not you weirdo. And my bf thought he was hitting on me. If that's a line, then he needs some help.

 

Of course it was a line.

 

My personal favorite is "Do you care what kind of car I drive? No? Oh, too bad, I have a Porsche."

[And That]

My personal favorite is: "Can I lick your hair?"

 

It's quarter to 4 in the morning, and I can't fall asleep. La-di-da-di-da.

[TooLiveBrew]

Of course it was a line.

Of course it was! Thank you for sanity, Baldkin. http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif

 

I remember one time in gym we were playing a game I don't remember what it was, maybe football something like that and I slid to catch the ball so I got it but there's a bunch of little rocks scattered all over the practice fields for some reason and lucky me I slid right onto one of them. So as we keep playing my leg starts to hurt more and more so I decided to check it out when we got back in, problem was I couldn't see it all that well because it was early in the morning and the sun was bright so it took a while to get my vision back when I got it back I looked and there was a huge scrape about 10 inches going down the side of my right leg. Now I hate going to the nurse's place because it's just annoying to me and all they would've done is given me a band-aid and I hate wearing them so I said whatever I'm just going to take it off like 15 minutes later so why even bother? So by the time I got to my math class at 1:00 not only was the cut still really painful but it was starting to get all puffed out so I'm like whatever there's an hour and a half left in school I'll take care of it when I get home. So now that you know the background of that I am in math class and this girl keeps looking back my way and I'm like what the hell is she doing? So after we're done taking notes and all that stuff she asks me did you cut your leg? Now being the nice guy that I am (http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/wink.gif) I said yeah instead of saying something like no (words I can't use here). And she says how? I said by sliding in gym.

 

Your allergic-to-paragraphs medication is in the mail, c.o. Betty White and PetMeds http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/wink.gif

[sbrylski]

My personal favorite is: "Can I lick your hair?"

 

It's quarter to 4 in the morning, and I can't fall asleep. La-di-da-di-da.

I'm up at 4:15 writing a two-page paper. I write a sentance and then check BF.net for new posts.

 

Oh, and I have more posts than you, nah nah-na nah na.

[Patrick425]

I never hear anyone call them blue jeans anymore. That's cool

What are they called now?

[GAME05]

40-36?! And your brother is a foot taller? What is he 7 feet tall? I am 6'4"

 

i'm 6'5", and yes+ to the other question. and no, he doesn't play basketball.

 

i haven't worn a pair of jeans since middle school. Khakis are way more comfortable.

[hawing]

TLB's mention of Betty White above provides me the perfect opportunity to point out that today is the 90th anniversary of Allen Ludden's birth.

 

http://www.topiclink.com/gameshows/images/allenludden.jpg

 

He is most remembered as the host of the game show Password, not to mention as Betty White's husband. He was born in Mineral Point in southwestern Wisconsin, and is buried in Graceland Cemetery there.

 

Let Wikipedia teach you about Allen Ludden

[trwi7]

Your allergic-to-paragraphs medication is in the mail, c.o. Betty White and PetMeds http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/wink.gif

 

Give me a break, it was past midnight and I was tired. Or maybe I didn't feel like hitting enter a few times.http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif

[sgtcluels]

I went to the Mall to pick up new Cologne and ended up with a totally different brand. Those ladies at the cologne sales area sure are good. Dolce & Gabbana "Light Blue" They even suckered me into the getting after shave lotion too. Apparently just smelling good and batting an eye lash makes me buy things.

[Fatter than Joey]

I explained (cooking) and he responded that he thought it was cool.

 

Scars are cool. I guess the funny thing is, I am 100% more likely to comment on a gal's scar, than I am on anything that that gal may have done intentionally to themselves (makeup, clothes, hair, etc.) Some guys like the gals who play ball, rock climb, work on the car etc.

 

Scars have good stories behind them. I am always in the mood for a "here's how I got that scar" story. I know I have about a half dozen scars on me, and all of them are monuments to my life-long dumbassery, and are great stories for around the campfire.

 

He may have been hitting on you though, I guess if I were you I'd be concerned why he didn't comment on the traditional things, eyes, smile, figure, clothes, etc.... Maybe you need to step it up in that area? http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/wink.gif (j/k), but then again, if scars are getting you potential action, I'd probably leave good enough alone.

 

Though, if you do get a guy who is a potential upgrade, in your relationship situation, that asks about your scar, you may want to concoct something a bit more adventurous. If a loser ever asks you about scars again, say something to the effect of "That is nothing, let me talk to you about my emotional scars" -- that is good shark repellent.

[GAME05]

sgtcluels wrote: Apparently just smelling good and batting an eye lash makes me buy things.

yeah, it's always worked on me.

 

me: say, maybe this girl likes me for more than my money.

girl: ha! this weird guy thinks i'm flirting with him.

me: I'll take 10. and i'll show you, i'll keep coming back, buying more, and you'll eventually get to know the great guy i am.

[burniebrewer]

I just finished shopping for blue jeans for the first time in 2 years. Trying to find a size 34W36L at a department store is like trying to find a needle in a haystack.

 

I buy all of my jeans online at Old Navy. Twenty bucks each with a flat $5 for shipping. I'll pay that shipping any day to avoid going into a retail clothing store.

[uecker9]

Why is everyone in porn a star? It's always pornstar this, pornstar that - aren't there any bit players or small roles.

Sometimes I stare at a word so long it doesn't make sense.

I miss the show Qunicy.

[And That]

Why is everyone in porn a star? It's always pornstar this, pornstar that - aren't there any bit players or small roles.

Oh, Brewerfan, with your family siteness. Why can't I make the necessary jokes here?