Random thoughts that are pointless and too dumb to say anywhere else thread: 2007

[jlau20]

I drive 5-10 miles over the speed limit on average. Sometimes just five over. For the most part, I enjoy the ride.

 

Someone passed me today right as the speed limit changed from 30-55. Give me a break, let my Neon get up to speed.

 

Then sure enough, as luck would have it, the person passing me decides to only drive exactly the speed limit.

[mothershipconnection]

You know, I still have never beaten Mike Tyson in Mike Tyson's Punch Out.

 

It's an art, and one i pretty much perfected as a kid. My personal challenge wasn't just to beat him, but to beat him without getting hit (not counting jabs that were blocked). I spent so many sick days and bad weather days playing that game it's disgusting. I fought Tyson so many times and learned his patterns so well that I ended up having way more trouble with Super Macho Man.

[lukevan]

I beat Contra without the cheat and I did beat Tyson once. I probably couldn't do either again.

[pogokat]

i can't believe that was the same guy in knocked up that played bill on freaks and geeks

[Principessa21]

Field of Dreams is a chick flick.

[And That]

Scientists may have just found out what the appendix is for. In a related note, I sometimes enjoy staring at walls.

[brewcrewman17]

I really like to play scrabble, and I'm pretty good too... but because I'm so much better than my friends, no one wants to play me anymore. This makes me very sad.

[sbrylski]

Scientists may have just found out what the appendix is for. In a related note, I sometimes enjoy staring at walls.

Link please! That's incredibly interesting, seeing how so many no longer have one.

[danzig6767]

I got busted staring at this extremely hot girls booty yesterday,was one of those awkward moments.I'm sitting outside reading a book in the nice hot sun and a girl in the parking lot is getting some stuff out of her trunk,bending over wonderfully in some shorts.So i turn my head and tilt my sunglasses down a bit to get a better view and she turned around quicker than i was ready for.

 

That kinda sucked

[lcbj68c]

My dog can't just eat part of a sausage mcmuffin with egg, he has to scarf it down like there is no tomorrow. Doesn't even taste the damn thing, just slides it on down. Do you think dogs even know that half a mcmuffin costs fifty cents and it's supposed to be a treat for a reason? Don't ruin my gift by not even tasting the goodness.

[brewers19]

Appendix Protects Good Germs

[Brian the Automator]

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[sgtcluels]

All I want to do is to go Montgomery..... for.... something that's like a mini-mall.

 

I was at a friends kids birthday party a few weeks back, and some random kid asked me to put his straw in his Capri Sun.. boy I thought as an adult it would be a ton easier, turns out. Not so much.

[Fatter than Joey]

I went to the Mobil this AM for coffee and I saw "all daily papers now 75 cents"

 

That seems excessive.

[Marleyboo]

My house is being overrun by those asian beetle/lady bug things. On a brighter note my two dogs have had terrible gas all weekend.

[jlau20]

[mls4]

I have an unexplainable fear: does this make me old? Does anyone else suffer from this? I am afraid to click play on YouTube videos when I have no idea what I'm about to see. I guess I've been unpleasantly surprised too many times.

[wisconsinfan47]

You can find it...at the market...We talkin' bout Flee Market...Montgomery! It's just like...it's just like...a mini-mall. Hey Hey!

 

I heard that guy is really cool.

[PeaveyFury]

I seriously think a bug flew out of a bottle of wine I opened tonight. No, I didn't actually see it fly out, but it sure seemed like it did.

 

Is that even possible?

[uecker9]

I hope that when I get swallowed by a whale the inside is already a little decorated from the guy swallowed before me. I also hope it has a ticklish uvula so I can get blown out of there when I get bored.

[burniebrewer]

No, I didn't actually see it fly out, but it sure seemed like it did.

 

Was it flying all erratically like it was drunk?http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/happy.gif

[And That]

I seriously think a bug flew out of a bottle of wine I opened tonight. No, I didn't actually see it fly out, but it sure seemed like it did.

 

Is that even possible?

It depends... how many bottles of wine did you have before this one?

 

[jazzytrav]

I realized the other day that the idea of "karma" comes up in my head more often than I thought. I know that the basis of the idea is an Eastern philosophy, so I've always acted as though it wasn't important to me...but then I find myself about to step on a bug and something stops me. I start to wonder if that really is some kind of reincarnated being, and if I kill too many of them, I just may come back as one of them...at which point one of you would probably step on me. Just for the record, I hate you already.

[GAME05]

so far everything I've drank that's grape-flavoured has tasted better than actual grapes.

 

I can only vaguely tell the difference between $5 wine and $50 wine.

 

How can so much flavour come out of such a tiny amount of Kool-Aid powder that comes in the packet?

 

if I drive off with an ant on my car, then it blows off later, does it try to find its way back home?

[brewerjamie15]

Last night I was reading 'By the Light of the Moon' by Dean Koontz. In the book, there is a character who owns a Jade Plant named Fred.

I was oblivious to the fact that one of the pillows I was using was in fact very near to my own Jade Plant and could have done some damage to it. My wife realized this when she came to check up on me and mentioned the situation involving my pillow and plant. If that's not odd enough, there's another character in the book who likes to do jigsaw puzzles. I like to do puzzles.

I think Dean Koontz has my house under surveillance and has somehow tapped into my brain waves. He is most likely going to have me captured and interrogated (I don't know about what though). I will then become the subject of his next novel.

 

Either that, or it's all just coincidence.