Fun things to do when alone

[jaybird2001wi]

Maybe I should hang out in the produce section instead of the meat section at grocery stores now. I could act dumb in the produce section and ask a hot woman how to find the best tomato and such.

[MoneyballMan]

Just don't let your mother walk in on you with the Glamour magazine. She'll fall, you won't be able to catch her and she'll wind up in the hospital with back problems. .....for all the Seinfeld fans out there.

[jaybird2001wi]

Ugh, Glamour magazines. I shared an apartment with a girl back in college and all she had were Cosmo and Allure magazines, so I ended up reading them when I got bored.

[Weirdos19]

From what I hear, considering I have had a significant other for 6+ years, the grocery stores are the best on Wednesdays.

 

Why?

 

Because that's when the ex has the kids!!! Wednesday!

 

Single/divorced women dominate the grocery store on Wednesdays.

 

Check it out. You're welcome in advance.

[JimH5]

Instead of ogling grocery patrons, I'd recommend doing something nice for your mom. It's not Christmas or Mothers Day, and its probably not her birthday, so an unexpected nice gesture would make a huge impression, and would start to pay down that debt you've got from years and years and years of her doing nice things for you.

 

Wash her car

Cook dinner and clean the dishes

Do the laundry--everyones, not just yours

Anything that would make her happy

 

Be nice to your mom, and then when its time to bring home one of those hotties from the grocery store, she'll see that you're not a selfish rube who doesn't know how to treat women.

[BrewCrewForever]

What was the magazine in Seinfeld George "used" Redbook?

[burniebrewer]

What was the magazine in Seinfeld George "used" Redbook?

Glamour.

[BrewCrewForever]

What was the magazine in Seinfeld George "used" Redbook?

 

Glamour.

Duh, stupid of me I see someone already posted that joke and it was Glamour. I could have sworn Redbook, but Im wrong.

 

[PrinceFielder28]

go hiking. that's super cheap and it's a great time of year right now, perfect weather.

I would recommend checking out Lapham peak out in Delafield...very nice area to go hiking they have like 30 miles of trails

[homer]

Jaybird,

Moving out of Racine would change your perspective on groceries and women.....just don't move to a smaller town.