I BELIEVE!

[mothershipconnection]

I believe in Criss Angel. His magic is real and it has touched my soul.

[windiv07]

http://static.yuku.com/v2//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/alien.gif I believe in Ned's leadership, charisma, good judgement, and savvy in-game management expertise.

 

Sincerely,

 

Nobody

[And That]

I believe that if the '06 Cardinals won it all, all we have to is get into the playoffs.

[MoneyballMan]

I believe in Criss Angel. His magic is real and it has touched my soul.

 

I'm not sure I believe since I've only seen it on TV, but what it appears he does is pretty amazing stuff.

[True CryM]

I believe Joe Dillon will hit better than Rickie Weeks.

[uecker9]

I believe in coyotes and time as an abtract

I believe my throat hurts

I believe my humors wearing thin- to change is what I believe in

[Ennder]

I believe in the lattice of coincidence.

[Blazer25]

I believe that Ned Yost is less than useless.

 

I believe Ben Sheets will not throw another meaningfull pitch for the Brewers this season.

 

I believe that the Brewers will lock up 3rd place in the NL Central in the near future rendering the rest of my season package useless.

 

I believe that Ryan Braun will win the Rookie of the year award and Prince Fielder will narrowly miss the MVP award.

 

I believe that games mismanaged by Ned Yost will cost him his job in the off-season. As a result the Brewers will hire Frank Kemblas.

 

I believe that the Brewers will lose CoCoc, Linebrink, Cappy, and Jenkins in the off-season and be better off in the long run.

[BCZF]

I believe I'll have a beer...Oh wait, it's only 9:30 am...

 

 

This reminds me of this old Steve Martin bit : ( It's mostly PG rated)

 

 

 

"What I Believe."

 

I believe in rainbows and puppy dogs and fairy tales.

 

And I believe in the family - Mom and Dad and Grandma.. and Uncle Tom, who waves his -----.

 

And I believe 8 of the 10 Commandments.

 

And I believe in going to church every Sunday, unless there's a game on.

 

And I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome and natural things.. that money can buy.

 

And I believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as "boobs", "jugs", "winnebagos" or "golden bozos".. and that you should only refer to them as "hooters".

 

And I believe you should put a woman on a pedestal.. high enough so you can look up her dress.

 

And I believe the United States should let all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language: Apache

 

And I believe in equality, equality for everyone.. no matter how stupid they are, or how much better I am than they are.

 

And, people say I'm crazy for believing this, but I believe that robots are stealing my luggage.

 

And I believe I made a mistake when I bought a 30-story 1-bedroom apartment.

 

And I believe the Battle of the Network Stars should be fought with guns.

 

And I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an arctic region covered with ice.

 

And, lastly, I believe that of all the evils on this earth, there is nothing worse than the music you're listening to right now.

 

That's what I believe.

[Tbadder]

I believe that's a picture of the greatest Bob Dylan album ever!

[Tbadder]

Oh yeah, and I believe some team in the NL Central will embarrass themselves enough to win a division, where no winner is deserving.

[splitterpfj]

Thank you, Steve Martin.

[naivin]

I beleive Prince Fielder's return will help the Brewers get a win today.

 

I believe the Diamondbacks will beat the Cubs.

 

I believe the Cardinals will beat the Braves.

 

I believe that the Brewers will enter the Cub series just a half game back.

 

I believe that Ben Sheets' return this week will provide a significant lift to this team.

 

I believe the Brewers will take 2 of 3 from the Cubs.

 

I believe the Brewers will be in first place on September 1st.

 

I believe that the Cubs will win the division.

[davego]

I believe in betting the money line.

 

I believe that resistance is futile.

 

I believe that if I buy more lottery tickets, I have a better chance to win.

[brewtank34]

I believe Yost will not be our manager next year.

 

:hat

[JumpinMacFlash]

"Well, I believe in the soul, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

 

-Crash Davis

[Nearsighted Views]

I believe I wish I had naivin's beliefs!

 

I believe it will be at least an entertaining race the rest of the way.

[bklynbrewcrew]

I believe that we are an awful team.

 

I believe that this team is way underachieving due to the talent that we do have.

 

I believe that Yost has had long enough and must go.

 

I believe that we should trade Suppan back to St Louis and Vargas for anything.

 

I believe that this is the most disappointing season ever for Brewers fans.

[TooLiveBrew]

Thanks for starting this thread, naivin. I believe, too.

 

I believe that from August 28th - September 19th the Cubs play 24 games in 24 days (10 road games)

 

I believe that from August 28th - September 31st, the Cards play 35 games in 35 days (17 road games, and no more off-days)

 

I believe that the Brewers' longest remaining stretch without an off-day is 17, the final 17 games of the season.

 

I believe that this, coupled with the return of Ben Sheets, will propel the team to the divison title.

 

I believe!

[TooLiveBrew]

I believe that Prince Fielder is going to hit 18 HRs and drive in 36 RBI in today's game. And that his anger from not playing will also cause him to devour Kevin Fransden's flesh, soul, and bones - on the field.

 

I believe I have gone too far

[TooLiveBrew]

I believe that my traveling from my apartment to my new sports bar via light rail, then streetcar, to watch this team is essentially an admission that I'm a masochist.

[brewdude15]

i believe that the the Brewers will retain Jenkins, CoCo, Linebrink, Cappy, and Graffy next year

 

i believe that Corey Koskie will retire

 

i believe that Ben Sheets will lift this team

 

i believe that the Cubs will absolutely fall apart

 

i believe that the Brewers will play 32 more games, winning 22 of them

 

i believe that the Brewers will somehow take 2 of 3 from the Cubs

 

i believe that the Brewers will be in second place Sept. 1

 

i believe that the Brewers will win the division, and the Cubs will get screwed over, again

 

i believe that Ned Yost will be given another year as manager

 

i believe that Braun will win ROY, and Prince will win MVP (if he's not snubbed by, say, Ryan Howard)

 

i believe that Jake Peavy will win NL Cy Young

 

i believe that the Brewers have a chance at the World Series, but losing it if they get there (to the Red Sox, Indians, or Angels)

 

i believe that Braun will hit 30+ HR's this year, and finish just short of a batting title (not enough AB's)

 

i believe that Fielder will break the franchise record for HR's, and end up with 50 (or close to it)

 

i believe that Hardy will hit 2 more HR's

 

i believe that Weeks will end up with a .240 avg with 9 HR's

[Fike85]

I believe that my traveling from my apartment to my new sports bar via light rail, then streetcar, to watch this team is essentially an admission that I'm a masochist.

 

I too am a glutton for punishment. I also believe that if the Brewers win their next 2 games they will be in 1st place.

[Fatter than Joey]

Let me take a crack at this....

 

I believe that the NL MVP will come from a .500 team that makes the playoffs.

 

I believe that the elderly are dead weight.

 

I believe that Peter Cetera and Dennis De Young had a bet in the early 80's to see who could ruin their band's legacy the fastest

 

I believe someone in the Brewers payroll office will find out Dale Sveum is getting a paycheck.

 

I believe people from Delaware tell tourists Kevin Mench is from Rhode Island

 

I believe that if one of my inlaws uses one of my Terrible Towels again to wipe their hands or face, I will be officially out of bubble gum.

 

I believe people stopped trying to make good action movies after Gymkata made its theatrical debut.

 

I believe that if Ned gets fired from the Brewers, and joins a NASCAR pit crew he will leave the tires on too long.

 

I believe that the Brewers defense could not catch leprosy on Kalaupapa.

 

I believe that a lot of people need to pull up their pants.

 

I believe 90% of the female populace finds me very attractive

 

I believe snowmobiling is the best evidence to the existence of evolution.

 

I believe that the letter "W" should be given a one-syllable name.

[tigerbrew]

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky