Off-day? Simpsons!

[dadofandrew]

Could be 2B, have not seen it for ages.

[Flying Dutchman]

"I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other... Now that's psychiatry!"

 

For some reason this Homer quote always makes me laugh... a lot.

[thebruce44]

 <font size="3">[b]Marge:[/b] Homer! Did you tell the mafia they could eliminate my
competitors with savage beatings and attempted murder?
[b]Homer:[/b] In those words? [[i]swallowing beer[/i]] ... Yes.

And of course, the greatest Simpsons quote of all:
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">Snake:</span> Oh no, beta!</font>

[trwi7]

Just got done watching an episode I haven't seen forever.

 

Maude: We're talking about s-e-x in front of the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n

 

Krusty: Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!

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Principal Skinner: Well, the truth is, I'm a virgin.

 

Homer: Does that mean Mrs. Krabapple is a virgin too?

 

Mrs. Krabapple: HA!

[bigredrobbo]

Apu (being held up): Yes, yes, I work in a convenience store - I know the drill.

[hawing]

You know that episode where Sara Gilbert did the voice of the teenage girl who moved in next door to the Simpsons? Bart had a crush on her, and when she told him she had a boyfriend, he imagined her reaching over, pulling his heart out, and saying, "You won't be needing THIS anymore!" before drop-kicking it against the treehouse wall?

 

That's how the Brewers are making me feel. http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/frown.gif

[NeedMoreFans]

You know that episode where Sara Gilbert did the voice of the teenage girl who moved in next door to the Simpsons?

That's one of my favorite episodes.

 

Lionel Hutz: This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the Never Ending Story.

 

Lionel: Mrs. Simpson, where did you go when you left the restaurant?

Marge: We pretty much went straight home.

Lionel: Mrs. Simpson, remember, you are under oath.

Marge: We drove around until 3:00 AM looking for another all you can eat seafood restaurant.

Lionel: When you didn't find any?

Marge: (in shame) We went fishing.

Lionel: Does this sound like a man who had all he could eat?