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Homer talking to Moe on the phone: " Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked! I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening"

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Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Ham?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Pork chops?

Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.

Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

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Marge - "its for Christian Charity"

 

Homer - "Christian Charity, what does a porn star have to do with it."

 

Homers names for Margein the Max Power episode "Chesty LeRue" "Hootie McBoobally"(wife loves it when i call her thathttp://static.yuku.com/v2//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif)

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Hank: Hey, look at my feet. You like those moccasins? Look in your

closet; there's a pair for you. Don't like them? Then neither do

I! [throws them out] Get the hell outta here! Ever see a guy say

good-bye to a shoe?

Homer: [chuckles] Yes, once.

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"Dustin Pedroia doesn't have the strength or bat speed to hit major-league pitching consistently, and he has no power......He probably has a future as a backup infielder if he can stop rolling over to third base and shortstop." Keith Law, 2006
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Okay, this really will sound weird, but even though I love the Simpsons, I have hardly ever watched it. In fact, I'd say I've watched about 4-5 episodes--ever.

 

That said, I'd like to at least contribute something, so . . . .

 

Homer: D'oh!

 

Marge: [grumbling sound]

 

Maggie: [sucking sound]

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