8/07/07 - Brewers (Capuano) @ Rockies (Hirsh) - 8:05pm CT

[SlideBernieSlide]

A long time ago

Capuano pitched real well

Those days are over/

Tonight Cappy Throws

Like Two Thousand Zero Zero Five

Oops, Party Over???

 

[Brian the Automator]

There once was a pitcher from Duke

His performance so far makes me puke

His splits versus Rockies

are surprisingly shocking

Plus let's hope for some great calls from Ueck

[Fatter than Joey]

Nineteen Ninety Nine

The Keyboard guy, a doctor

He removed my lungs

 

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[Nearsighted Views]

Batters need to hit

Capuano needs to pitch

Brewers need to win!

[GormanHarvey]

Here are the starting lineups for tonight:

 

BREWERS

Corey Hart RF

J.J. Hardy SS

Ryan Braun 3B

Prince Fielder 1B

Bill Hall CF

Geoff Jenkins LF

Johnny Estrada C

Craig Counsell 2B

Chris Capuano P

 

ROCKIES

Jamey Carroll 2B

Troy Tulowitzki SS

Matt Holliday LF

Todd Helton 1B

Garrett Atkins 3B

Ryan Spilborghs CF

Brad Hawpe LF

Edwin Bellorin C

Jason Hirsch P

[gobrew23]

I will try tonight

To make a haiku lineup

Here there lineup is:

 

Corey Hart Right Field

J. J. Hardy at Short Stop

Ryan Braun Third Base

 

Prince Fielder First Base

Bill Hall playing Center Field

Geoff Jenkins Left Field

 

Estrada Catcher

Craig Counsell at Second Base

Chris C. is Pitching

[don1481]

Here are the starting lineups for tonight:

 

BREWERS

Corey Hart RF

J.J. Hardy SS

Ryan Braun 3B

Prince Fielder 1B

Bill Hall CF

Geoff Jenkins LF

Johnny Estrada C

Craig Counsell 2B

Chris Capuano P

 

ROCKIES

Jamey Carroll 2B

Troy Tulowitzki SS

Matt Holliday LF

Todd Helton 1B

Garrett Atkins 3B

Ryan Spilborghs CF

Brad Hawpe LF

Edwin Bellorin C

Jason Hirsch P

 

 

Um... GormanHarvey,

That is not in haiku form!

Hmm... that might be tough...http://static.yuku.com/v2//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif

 

GoBrew23

Launches a big haiku swing

Way back! Way back! Gone!

[fondybrewfan]

Dont suck

[phatmatt1215]

I know no haikus

I really stink at these things

I do know one. Wow

[jloos19]

I prefer the ones

That confuse the mind greatly

Double cheeseburger.

[GormanHarvey]

Here are the starting lineups for tonight:

 

BREWERS

Corey Hart RF

J.J. Hardy SS

Ryan Braun 3B

Prince Fielder 1B

Bill Hall CF

Geoff Jenkins LF

Johnny Estrada C

Craig Counsell 2B

Chris Capuano P

 

ROCKIES

Jamey Carroll 2B

Troy Tulowitzki SS

Matt Holliday LF

Todd Helton 1B

Garrett Atkins 3B

Ryan Spilborghs CF

Brad Hawpe LF

Edwin Bellorin C

Jason Hirsch P

 

 

Um... GormanHarvey,

That is not in haiku form!

Hmm... that might be tough...http://static.yuku.com/v2//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif

 

GoBrew23

Launches a big haiku swing

Way back! Way back! Gone!

 

Sorry - I thought about it for about 2 minutes and then I gave up. I'm no haiku master, I guess

[pitchleague]

AUGH! My ear's hurt bad!

Ann Carroll's back on the air

Turn off the tube NOW!

 

 

 

Seriously, I thought she was gone! My ears are practically bleeding, thanks to my stabbing q-tips in there to stop having to listen to her.

[uecker9]

Please don't make me throw

Capuano bobbleheads

Through my TV set

[jlau20]

Those sneaky FSNers...I thought Ann Carroll was done for.

[TeeJayh1980]

why do we have that Dillion guy if we don't use him. Let him start. (excuse me if he has started since being here, I haven't been glued to FSN during the recent sucking)

[Nearsighted Views]

If they lose tonight

World may end inside my head

Mushroom clound, tantrum

[bobskube]

I still love the site and everyone, but let's save the haiku for when we are not contending for a division. Please.

[dlk9s]

Hart Hardy Braun Prince

Hall Jenkins Bad Leg Counsell

Capuano Wins?

[brewcrew00]

How many days was Bill Hall off for Ann?

[brewizard]

Now we need haiku

to post meaningless garbage

in the in-game threads?

[jlau20]

Not a terrible inning by Cappy.

[SeriesFinale]

Woe is the West Coast

When Gameday goes kaplooey

And we're stuck at work

[phatmatt1215]

GET SOME RUNS!!!!

[fondybrewfan]

Whoever is running the gameday at Coors Field..... The game started

[fondybrewfan]

Get some runs!!