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7/5/05 Brewers (Capuano) @ Marlins (Beckett) 6CST - CONTEST

Brian the Automator

By Brian the Automator,
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homer MVP

homer

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Haiku requires brain

Brewer fans are really smart

Cubs fans can't do this

"Dustin Pedroia doesn't have the strength or bat speed to hit major-league pitching consistently, and he has no power......He probably has a future as a backup infielder if he can stop rolling over to third base and shortstop." Keith Law, 2006
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homer

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Can a haiku rhyme?

Or is that some kind of crime?

like killing a mime?

"Dustin Pedroia doesn't have the strength or bat speed to hit major-league pitching consistently, and he has no power......He probably has a future as a backup infielder if he can stop rolling over to third base and shortstop." Keith Law, 2006
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Favorite Haiku so far:

 

Wes wants to be fit?

There's one way to assure it.

One donut per hit.

 

Chris Capuano

Left handed, but right minded

Will strike out nine fish.

 

(I just want the bat

splintered into thousand shards

Who's Jason Belcher? http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/wink.gif )

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