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9/11/05 Astros (Oswalt) @ Brewers (Helling) 1:05 CST


brewerjamie15
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Weeks seems to have come back alive batting 7th. Good move Ned. I also like that Yost sat Overbay today facing a tough pitcher in Oswalt. Gotta keep that trade value up.

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Rick Helling could not:

 

1. Get the ball over the plate if he used a beach ball

2. Throw with any heat if he set the ball on fire.

3. Fool a hitter if he had David Copperfield on the hill with him.

4. Win a game if spotted a 10 run lead.

5. Break 85 MPH if he drove the ball around in his car.

6. Have good command if he were in charge of a Girl Scout Troop.

7. "Go the distance" in a 2 meter race.

8. Intimidate a 4 year old.

9. Paint the corners with a power sprayer.

10. Get hot if he were standing on the equator wearing a fur coat.


 

Can I add a few?

 

11. Give up an earned run in the first five innings

12. Allow the Brewers to get blown out with the season on the line.

13. Please some fans despite an era of around 2.50

 

 

Get off his back. He has done a heckuva job.

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