Game Thread (4/11/2022): Brewers (Houser) at Orioles (Zimmermann) - 2:05 PM CDT

[HarryDoyle]

This offense is so bad they need to use mapquest to find the batter's box.

[brewers888]

Just now, treego14 said:

The offense is so bad that Davey Lopes and Jerry Royster are considering being bench coaches with the Brewers to console Counsell.

Yeah but the exit velocities on some of the ground balls is really high.

[treego14]

The offense is so bad that the Brewers are now considering a unique hitting instructor for each position player.

[SomewhereInTime]

Just now, brewers888 said:

Catchers just don't start more than 120 games or so. 

Yeah and a starting pitcher can't possibly throw 101 pitches in a game.

[treego14]

1 minute ago, HarryDoyle said:

This offense is so bad they need to use mapquest to find the batter's box.

What do they need to find home plate?

[HarryDoyle]

This offense is so bad the Hall of Fame is reconsidering inducting Uecker as a player.

[brewers888]

Feels like every inning we pitch is a grind while we barely have any baserunnners.

[NBBrewFan]

I wish there were more incentives in baseball.  Like if the Brewers don't score then none of the hitters get a paycheck for that day.  Then the team could afford a $200M payroll since they would be only paying $0.50 on the dollar.

[brewers888]

The offense is so bad Ben Sheets is considering a comeback to be our DH.

[KeithStone53151]

Just now, brewers888 said:

The offense is so bad Ben Sheets is considering a comeback to be our DH.

 

11 minutes ago, brewers888 said:

This offense is so bad.

Bruh we heard you the first 8 times. The offense sucks, or something...

[brewers888]

This is embarrassing.

[SomewhereInTime]

Can't hit, can't field anything, can't throw strikes.  Lucky to have one win so far.

[KeithStone53151]

oh my gosh this team is just so terrible. Everybody sucks why am i even watching. brewers are going to go 1-161 this year for sure. Nobody will get any hits, the pitchers will allow 10 runs a game. Horrible horrible horrible team

[treego14]

Our pitchers are good at catching smashes back at their faces, though!!!

[KeithStone53151]

2 minutes ago, brewers888 said:

This is embarrassing.

All your crying and the Brewers didn't allow any runs...

[treego14]

Just now, KeithStone53151 said:

All your crying and the Brewers didn't allow any runs...

The question of the day, though, is "Can this team score some runs?"

[SomewhereInTime]

Just now, KeithStone53151 said:

oh my gosh this team is just so terrible. Everybody sucks why am i even watching. brewers are going to go 1-161 this year for sure. Nobody will get any hits, the pitchers will allow 10 runs a game. Horrible horrible horrible team

They all count the same.  You don't want to lose three out of four against bad teams.

[KeithStone53151]

Just now, treego14 said:

The question of the day, though, is "Can this team score some runs?"

Hopefully yes. They've hit poorly with RISP and it's the 4th game of the season. It's gonna be ok...

[NBBrewFan]

2 minutes ago, KeithStone53151 said:

oh my gosh this team is just so terrible. Everybody sucks why am i even watching. brewers are going to go 1-161 this year for sure. Nobody will get any hits, the pitchers will allow 10 runs a game. Horrible horrible horrible team

I think that would be funnier if you added some likes:

oh my gosh like this team is just so like terrible. Everybody sucks like why am i even watching. like the brewers are going to go like 1-161 this year like for sure. Nobody will get like any hits, the pitchers like will allow 10 runs a game. Horrible like horrible like horrible like team

 

[treego14]

Wong getting the engine started!

[KeithStone53151]

It's almost a contest, like whoever is the biggest whiner and most negative in the in-game thread gets a prize.

[Brock Beauchamp]

So I left to take the kids to the library and see absolutely nothing has changed in the game.

[BruisedCrew]

23 minutes ago, treego14 said:

Renfroe hitting like JBJ ... phooey on these former Red Sox!!!

Maybe it’s easier to hit in a lineup with hitters like Bogaerts, Martinez, Devers, et al. around you. 

[treego14]

Nice whack to the track for on-base Jase ... caught, so it's all for naught.  ?

[treego14]

2 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

So I left to take the kids to the library and see absolutely nothing has changed in the game.

You coulda' stayed and read a dictionary and be more stimulated than watching this game.