Lewis Brinson...

[rwa12]

...can eat 50 eggs.

[Jenkins5]

...once made Chuck Norris cry

[adambr2]

...can hit a grand slam with no one on base.

[Hammer]

...once cut an onion without crying.

[Hammer]

...can chew nails and spit tacks.

[MillerParkSouth]

Honest question: at what point do we worry about the fact that he's not walking at all? I suppose it's hard to walk when you're hitting literally everything in sight.

[adambr2]

Honest question: at what point do we worry about the fact that he's not walking at all? I suppose it's hard to walk when you're hitting literally everything in sight.

 

Good question, but I would say, much later. He's drawn plenty of walks in his minors career so I'd chalk the fact that he's not up to nothing more than a small sample , though you'd figure it would have happened by now after 50 some ABs.

[JCREW]

...can have a higher batting average than on base percentage.

 

http://www.baseball-reference.com/register/player.cgi?id=brinso000lew

[MrTPlush]

Honest question: at what point do we worry about the fact that he's not walking at all? I suppose it's hard to walk when you're hitting literally everything in sight.

 

He is swinging a good bat and that probably has a lot to do with it. When you are in the zone you aren't really watching many pitches. I'd be a lot more concerned if he was striking out a lot, but he really isn't. He is putting the ball in play so no need to panic.

[hurricanecrush]

He hit 2 homes AND walked tonight.

[pogokat]

...uses antlers in all of his decorating

[FVBrewerFan]

...can both cause and reverse global warming in one swing of his bat.

[Eye Black]

...can lead a horse to water and make him drink.

[splitterpfj]

....can slam a revolving door.

[JohnBriggs12]

Honest question: at what point do we worry about the fact that he's not walking at all? I suppose it's hard to walk when you're hitting literally everything in sight.

 

Good question, but I would say, much later. He's drawn plenty of walks in his minors career so I'd chalk the fact that he's not up to nothing more than a small sample , though you'd figure it would have happened by now after 50 some ABs.

 

Teams will start pitching carefully to him and the walks will come naturally. For now, I'll take the aggressiveness. Big question is how in the heck was he only hitting .237 before the trade?

[recte44]

Can bring a woman to orgasm by pointing at her and saying "Booyah"

 

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[MrTPlush]

Honest question: at what point do we worry about the fact that he's not walking at all? I suppose it's hard to walk when you're hitting literally everything in sight.

 

Good question, but I would say, much later. He's drawn plenty of walks in his minors career so I'd chalk the fact that he's not up to nothing more than a small sample , though you'd figure it would have happened by now after 50 some ABs.

 

Teams will start pitching carefully to him and the walks will come naturally. For now, I'll take the aggressiveness. Big question is how in the heck was he only hitting .237 before the trade?

 

He had an injury that sidelined him for most of June and if I remember right I think he was brought back quickly still not 100%...or it was that he wasn't 100% to start the year and they finally DLed him. Regardless he was dealing with injuries for the Rangers this year and that probably messed him up. Just prior to being traded he actually went on a tear.

[logan82]

Can bring a woman to orgasm by pointing at her and saying "Booyah"

 

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You can't?

[gregmag]

Can bring a woman to orgasm by pointing at her and saying "Booyah"

 

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You can't?

You have to point at her?

[logan82]

Can bring a woman to orgasm by pointing at her and saying "Booyah"

 

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You can't?

You have to point at her?

Have to direct it instead of blanketing the room.

[recte44]

Haha!

 

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[reillymcshane]

Can bring a woman to orgasm by pointing at her and saying "Booyah"

 

From the conversation, it sounds like he can do the same thing to some men as well