What distraction should the Brewers Front Office do next?

[nodakfan17]

Hank has a girlfriend ... or better yet, fathers a litter of puppies.

[dlk9s]

Every time the Brewers win, Ron Roenicke takes a slice of clothing off of a life-size cardboard cutout of Mark A.

[FVBrewerFan]

These are all solid ideas, well done!! Shower safety night...outstanding!

[adamb100]

Become a major leaguer day -

 

Every home game, a fan will be randomly selected to replace a player for that game. If the fan does well, they will be signed to a contract and replace the former player for the season.

[And That]

Put a GoPro camera on Livan Hernandez and live stream whatever the hell it is that Livan Hernandez does now.

[And That]

A sixth racing sausage, maybe?

 

"Introducing Bloody, the British Blood Sausage!"

Offie the Offal!

[ewitkows]

Instead of the guess which hat the ball is under, they should do a hot dog eating contest

[monty57]

Put a keg at 2nd base and every time a player reaches, he has to slam a beer. I figure by the third inning the other team will be drunk and the Brewers will be sober, so they can stage a comeback.

[folly412]

Mascot fight. Blame Barrel Man for our misfortunes and have Bernie beat him up.

[hawing]

Hank has a girlfriend ... or better yet, fathers a litter of puppies.

I'm pretty sure that latter option was surgically made impossible for the ballpark pup.

 

NO IN-GAME HOSTS or HOSTESSES. I want to follow a team that has learned from the mistake of stationing Sandy Maxx at The Pointe.

[Outlander]

Move all Biloxi Shuckers home games to Miller Park.

[logan82]

Every time the Brewers win, Ron Roenicke takes a slice of clothing off of a life-size cardboard cutout of Mark A.

I see what you are going for there. You don't want the Brewers to ever win again.

[craigharmann]

Monkeys!!!

[MrTPlush]

Become a major leaguer day -

 

Every home game, a fan will be randomly selected to replace a player for that game. If the fan does well, they will be signed to a contract and replace the former player for the season.

 

Got any season long promotional ideas...that will take 25 days.

[SoupTown]

I am on the Hank line as well. What you do, is you teach Hank how to hold a bat, and crouch in his stance. He is in the lineup at right field. He leads off every away game. After his walk he steals 2nd then 3rd. Then you replace him with Ryan Braun. Hank then has a beer in the dugout and they can cross to him to get his opinion on matters of this and that.

[adamb100]

Become a major leaguer day -

 

Every home game, a fan will be randomly selected to replace a player for that game. If the fan does well, they will be signed to a contract and replace the former player for the season.

 

Got any season long promotional ideas...that will take 25 days.

 

You bet:

 

record based ticket pricing:

 

For every loss, ticket prices will be reduced by $1 and when they win, ticket prices will go up by $1. No limit on how low or high they can go! Yes, that means if the team loses enough, they will pay you to go to the game.

[FVBrewerFan]

This would need to be worked out with security, but how about "Provide the gas to the bullpen" night? Fans that bring a gallon of gas for the bullpen to throw on the fire get a 5% discount in the Brewers Clubhouse Store than night.

[brewcrewdue80]

They could do the silent night like that HS team. All silent til 10pts are scored erupt. And erupt again at 100pts.

 

For Baseball It'd be all silent til a Run is scored by the home team. Freak out the players if they are shutout by having zero crowd noise.

[trwi7]

Hank has a girlfriend ... or better yet, fathers a litter of puppies.

I'm pretty sure that latter option was surgically made impossible for the ballpark pup.

 

NO IN-GAME HOSTS or HOSTESSES. I want to follow a team that has learned from the mistake of stationing Sandy Maxx at The Pointe.

 

It would just make it that much more amazing and distracting if he fathered a little of puppies after being neutered!

[nodakfan17]

Hank has a girlfriend ... or better yet, fathers a litter of puppies.

I'm pretty sure that latter option was surgically made impossible for the ballpark pup.

Fair enough, but you know people would go nuts for a pet wedding between innings.

[davego]

Saigon Night. The fans are evacuated from Miller Park via helicopters during the 7th inning stretch.

[yfinn6]

The owner is going to have Tom H tweet that's he's enroute to Milwaukee and that he's incredibly frustrated at the players.

[RockCoCougars]

There are no smokescreens that could really mask this stench. The only way that they could ensure lots of walk up sales this year would be to have 10 cent beer night every night.

[DocLuna7]

New (old) logo?? Nyjer Morgan as the new PA announcer??

[3and2Fastball]

New (old) logo?? Nyjer Morgan as the new PA announcer??

 

Now we're talking!

 

Go back to the old Ball & Glove uniforms