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Web Jim Edmonds

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The Superbowl commercials got me to wondering. If you could create a commercial featuring your favorite team or athlete what would it be? Mine would be like this...

 

Stan Musial is up to bat and the pitcher throws a fast ball and Musial hits it into the gap. He rounds first base and morphs into Lue Brock. Brock rounds second and morphs into Ozzie. Ozzie rounds third and morphs into Yadi. Yadi slides into home just barely beating the tag. This is the key...the voice over you hear and Yadier Molina completes this inside the park homerun is Jack Buck and his famous call..." I don't believe.....what I just saw!" The screen fades to black as the crowd goes berserk as 'Cardinals Nation' appears on the black screen signaling the beginning of the season. What would yours be?

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I'd just bring back Uecker to do Miller Lite commercials using Brewers references/players. That'd be enough for me.
"This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains." Think about that for a while.
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The Superbowl commercials got me to wondering. If you could create a commercial featuring your favorite team or athlete what would it be? Mine would be like this...

 

Stan Musial is up to bat and the pitcher throws a fast ball and Musial hits it into the gap. He rounds first base and morphs into Lue Brock. Brock rounds second and morphs into Ozzie. Ozzie rounds third and morphs into Yadi. Yadi slides into home just barely beating the tag. This is the key...the voice over you hear and Yadier Molina completes this inside the park homerun is Jack Buck and his famous call..." I don't believe.....what I just saw!" The screen fades to black as the crowd goes berserk as 'Cardinals Nation' appears on the black screen signaling the beginning of the season. What would yours be?

 

That's about as good of a commercial as Budweiser saying that their beer tastes good. Yadi hitting an inside the park HR? Definitely a fantasy.

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The Superbowl commercials got me to wondering. If you could create a commercial featuring your favorite team or athlete what would it be? Mine would be like this...

 

Stan Musial is up to bat and the pitcher throws a fast ball and Musial hits it into the gap. He rounds first base and morphs into Lue Brock. Brock rounds second and morphs into Ozzie. Ozzie rounds third and morphs into Yadi. Yadi slides into home just barely beating the tag. This is the key...the voice over you hear and Yadier Molina completes this inside the park homerun is Jack Buck and his famous call..." I don't believe.....what I just saw!" The screen fades to black as the crowd goes berserk as 'Cardinals Nation' appears on the black screen signaling the beginning of the season. What would yours be?

 

[sarcasm]As a Brewer fan, mine would be the opposite of this.[/sarcasm]

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The Superbowl commercials got me to wondering. If you could create a commercial featuring your favorite team or athlete what would it be? Mine would be like this...

 

Stan Musial is up to bat and the pitcher throws a fast ball and Musial hits it into the gap. He rounds first base and morphs into Lue Brock. Brock rounds second and morphs into Ozzie. Ozzie rounds third and morphs into Yadi. Yadi slides into home just barely beating the tag. This is the key...the voice over you hear and Yadier Molina completes this inside the park homerun is Jack Buck and his famous call..." I don't believe.....what I just saw!" The screen fades to black as the crowd goes berserk as 'Cardinals Nation' appears on the black screen signaling the beginning of the season. What would yours be?

Sounds like a commercial that would make me vomit every single time I saw it...

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This thread was ruined in ideas the moment the first post occured. Cardinals Nation? Bleagh! :P I shouldn't even acknowledge I read it by posting this. I mean it's so unMilwaukee Brewers that commercial it should be deleted. Perspectives from the opposition is great, but this isn't one of them.

 

Btw, due to language barriers in a Miami Bar during the Super Bowl, I stuck with a Bucket of Bud Light for $16 vs Coors Light for $24, and managed to drink just the 5 beers for the entire game. That Beer is awful, how does ST. Louis put up with it? How is Budweiser still in business if that's their Light Version? Choking that stuff down hoping it'd taste better as I went was brutal. That bar lost quite a bit of money from me (since they got rid of draft Coors Light that week) as I would have likely had 9-10 Pints of Coors vs the 5 bottles during that game. My once every 3 years taste reminder that Budweiser is a joke Beer product.

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