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dikapalooza Prep Ball

dikapalooza

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Had to bump after this horrible horrible game tonight. Yet another one slips away, so I had to have a few.

 

This sums up the season: "You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close s***, YOU ARE S***, hit the bricks, 'cause you are going out!" - Alec Baldwin - Glengarry, Glen Ross.

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Houlie24x Draft Eligible

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In one league I had a 54 game hitting streak. That spanned over 4 years. I always talked about how I only wanted to pass Joe Dimaggio and after that I wouldn't care when it ended. I went 0-2 with a sac fly up until the start of the 7th. I tried to rally the team to get me one more at bat. Everyone was fired up and we hit almost through the whole lineup until I got up. I got my last shot...I hit a hard grounder and the SS grabs it backhanded and throws off his back foot on a 99 mph line drive. I was out by a step. My life was over and I haven't stopped drinking since. The SS also wasn't part of their original team and the rumor has it that he was part of Land O' Lakes. I still can't get over this and I don't know that I ever will.
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areacodes Draft Eligible

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rum + coke

SoCo + Coke

miller lite

turned down friends ex-girlfriend who wants me to make bad desisions

 

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ryne #1 champ

ryne, wat yo go.. bifger *+@ thn nost... connosr ifts good to hear from ooyou agin.... hope prtmald is good... grat dane/lukys/bf.net sotball furls.... we'kk do you proud...o edt - rleayl dint peamn to swera why dose yuku not le=te me oyt spaces ub my post? seeems likes somethin that wiyld be good... not fiar
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homer MVP

homer

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I think I found my new signature.
"Dustin Pedroia doesn't have the strength or bat speed to hit major-league pitching consistently, and he has no power......He probably has a future as a backup infielder if he can stop rolling over to third base and shortstop." Keith Law, 2006
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burniebrewer First Round Pick

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So the Brewers have already pissed me off....I'm now watching college football waiting for the Badgers to start.

 

I'm on vacation and I've got a full fridge.

"His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp."
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homer MVP

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Blah blah behdcuiasdnsiadniosad
"Dustin Pedroia doesn't have the strength or bat speed to hit major-league pitching consistently, and he has no power......He probably has a future as a backup infielder if he can stop rolling over to third base and shortstop." Keith Law, 2006
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