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The Drunk Thread 2½


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i am so hammered. chasing tail in raleigh is so hard.

 

tonight, i talked to 5 women, getting shot down by each one. the problem is that the one i really would like to talk to... i didn't have the courage to talk to tonight. she was wearing the white pants again tonight... just like the last time i talked to her, but didn't make a move. i passed up on the chance to talk to her, and chode-boy stepped in again.

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Right now Ace Ventura makes perfect sense, and so does sleeping for the next 15 hours.

 

Oh that reminds me of my senior year in high school. I stayed at my friends house over the weekend right before finals, we drank, passed out in the basement, then woke up, watched Ace Ventura, studied, drank some more, watched Ace Ventura again, then went to school on Monday without sleep for 36 hours.

 

Best weekend of my life.

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No one got drunk after the loss to the Phillies tonight? I'm not going to be any more specific since I hope the next 3 games are wins. My friends wanted to watch Back to the Future 3 (the crappiest one) so I said ok, the Brew Crew has a 4 run lead going into the 8th. After a beer run I turned the game on to see the horror. Ohhhh, well they all left and now I'm on BF.net at 3AM again reading about how angry everyone is at Ned Yost. They should fire that guy.
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I'm on vacation this week and just clearing up a chest cold, so I'm hoping to drop by this thread soon.
"His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp."
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  • 2 weeks later...

Last week we knock off the most dreaded team in the (softball) league, and move into first all by ourselves (4-0). Literally, they have been the best in the league for about 15 years.

 

This week? We tie (8 innings) a team that's 1-3. D'oh. Yeah, it's not a loss, but it sure feels like it.

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In my hotel. With my wife sleeping

 

Well you sure know how to show the ladies a good time.http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/wink.gif

 

And I'm sure your softball team losing had nothing to do with you revengeofSAGET.http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/smile.gif

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I started my power hour 15 min ago.... and I want to be part of the drunk thread.... Brewers dont make sence to me...

 

Brewers > Tigers > Rangers > Brewers > Tigers > Rangers

 

I will come up with something later after an hour and 2 of booze in my system

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Also wanted to say we missed the 2 year annaverary on the drunk thread 10 days ago...... i cant spell i know... but thats why im drinking a lot tonight... that and because one of my better friends 21st birthday is tonight.... sweeet digity dog yo

 

Awsome.... awsome..... That... Was.... AWSOME!

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I got wasted last night, definitely missed work today. My roommate filled me in on what happened last night, because I couldn't remember. She's a good friend.

 

Come to think of it, I'm still not sober. I think Burger King is calling my name.

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