The Drunk Thread 2½

[berniebrewer4life]

How has this thread not been revived since april? Free booze got this thread going again!

[homer]

Wow! I miss this thread! I actually sang karaoke tonight. Eek.

[DatHoser]

Bump - because I am. SNL skit going on too long. What a waste of Alec Baldwin.

[hawing]

SNL skit going on too long.

Just think of the fatalities that could result if someone turned "SNL skit going on too long" into a drinking game.

 

/shaking head, then laughing at the thought of the double take you'll all do upon seeing a weekday morning post from hawing in this thread/

[DatHoser]

Yes, I plead guilty to the double take.

 

That drinking game would be nasty.

 

The way today has gone, don't be surprised if I post on this thread the way it was intended later tonight.

[DatHoser]

Yep, the day even went downhill from there.

 

I'm there.

[jjkoestler]

I moved stuff out of the apartment today. I'm now drinking copious amounts of Jamo and speaking illy of the dead. Hitting Plan B tomorrow; looking pretty and shaking like Michael J Fox on ice. Going to be awesome. Wu Tang is for the children.

 

Edit: Today someone asked me if I read Hunger Games books. I replied that I came into womanhood six moons ago so I was a little too old to be reading that series. The person was confused. I was happy.

 

Edit 2: Russell Branyan is clearly responsible for Braun's drug test. Brauny looked at a photo of Russell and his T spiked to insanely high levels. Dear MLB, Have you met the man? He is awesome and does amazing thing including drastic spikes in testosterone.

 

Edit 3: The way "The Hold Steady" plays their music makes me feel good inside.

 

Edit 4: I made an x-rated snowman tonight.

 

Edit 5: I think this thread torpedos any chance I have at running for president.

 

Edit 6: My friend (a cop) asked if he could pepper spray me tonight so we could post the video on youtube. I'm seriously considering it. He's a Cubs fan and doesn't have a soul, but I trust him to do the right thing. More Jamo.

 

Edit 7: I'm glad I still have fun at age 31. And by fun I mean drinking to excess and thinking pepper spray is hilarious.

 

Edit 8:: Pepperspray is funny but it hurts. Video to folloow.

[GAME05]

this is the best offseason sport, ever. GetPaddled is already the Josh Hamilton of Booze Racing.

[TooLiveBrew]

Edit 7: I'm glad I still have fun at age 31. And by fun I mean drinking to excess and thinking pepper spray is hilarious.

 

Edit 8:: Pepperspray is funny but it hurts. Video to folloow.

 

 

Wow. This post definitely has me hoping for more.

[Getpaddled]

Nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! Like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my Rural mail car.

 

Remember.... Immaturity is the incapacity to use one's intelligence without the guidance of another.

 

 

Thats right folks... as of January 6th of this year, I have been a mail man (Rural Carrier) for 5 years..... The real reason stamps are going up, is to support my drinking habit

 

 

 

Thanks for keeping the thread alive and God Bless the Brewers !!

[berniebrewer4life]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[DatHoser]

Bump.

 

Just because.

 

Guess why

 

Gawd, I'm pathetic

[jjgott]

If I somehow get to this point, I will be the proudest drunk around. Then again, if I ever get to this point I will have no idea I got to that point.

 

[berniebrewer4life]

My father in law gave me a "gift package" of a four pack that included two tyranena beers and one kentucky bourbon ale beer(i moved to whiskey after those, have yet to discover the 4th). I married into the right family.

[Marc Newfield of Dreams]

13 inning games are brutal on the liver.

 

Holy hangover.

 

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