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The Drunk Thread 2½

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samwise and toolivebrew as weel as the rest of the ,ost awesome brewerfan.net team (obviously madison's team) needs to spend more time on this thresad

 

Ax, an ye shall receive! Way to keep it goin' a-c! Miss you boys.

 

Four pFges deep... I feel so dirty...
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our thread [gets] to page 4... that is almorst against thew law.... letst go brewers@1!!!

 

The Drunk Thread 1/2 on page 4 (again!), the Beer Thread on page 7... what's wrong with us?!

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This is great! I figured I would have to go searching for this thread but here it is on page one. I think the new rule for this thread should be that the speeellceck buttine is not allowed in this thread nbecause it;s much funnier to see how people type when their druink. I'm also not going to look at the screen while I type. This is my rule andyway. If you guys want to be like all of tyhe rest of the cool kids, I suggest you follow the rules too...

 

PS- Whisty sour+rock n' roll=awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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underage ticket drunk post here.

 

Got caught drinking in uw-lacrosse tonight. Guess I shouldn't have stole that "slippery when wet" sign from taco bell. Made it sort of obvious.

 

drinking tickets suck...

Dang that's crazy I go to UWL too. I actually walked by like 3 cop cars tonight....I still have like 1.2 years to be elusive http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/indifferent.gif

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drinking tickets suck...

 

How else are the cops gonna get paid?

"His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp."
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Had my first fishbowl at Wando's also-

 

One night my friends and I were at BW3's when this group of older women approached us carrying a plastic Gap bag that they had used to smuggle a full fishbowl out of Wando's. They asked if we wanted some and my buddy went on to drink about half of it in one shot. They were not pleased.

"His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp."
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Dan Kolb was celebrating getting signed by the Red Sox in Monica's tonight and bought me two shots. I wasn't planning on getting drunk, but hey, free shots of whiskey! I bough him one back with a message to kill the yankees. Nice dude. Damnit, I need to be more sober.
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Drunk on a Thursday. Oh my god. It was a very intense night at Dillingers. This girl that is sort of good looking(she has a big forehead) was trying to talk politics with me and my friend and we put her in her place.

 

Don't bring you're BS liberalism into my house and expect to get away with it. She wasn't happy that I completely bashed her intent to vote for Hillary. I can't believe that anyone would vote for her. I gave her about 5 legit reasons NOT to vote for her, but then I got a beer spilled on my face and then I went to the dance floor and all was forgotten.

 

I AM DRUNK

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Holy crap. My buddy from college, my wife nad his fiznce just went out for dinner. We drank 6 pitchers ffo beer and now I am hammeered. Oh my god i am a light weight!!!
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I'm Sorensoned.
"Dustin Pedroia doesn't have the strength or bat speed to hit major-league pitching consistently, and he has no power......He probably has a future as a backup infielder if he can stop rolling over to third base and shortstop." Keith Law, 2006
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the thing is we're all here for the same reason some see red as blue ans some see blue as red i know i dont a dd much to the site and tyoping is re ally a chore but if the brewers win the the series i'd kiss anyone who stood in my way. black flag is playing in the background i dont wanne a line I GOT CLOSE MY EYES TUYRN MY MIND OFF

what the heckdo i know any way keep- the casket cloed for gods sake see thisd is why i'm sob re

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hmmm, thats funy cu i read mwhat i just bposted and i donte rember postiin it.... crap i must me drunk... ph well atledt im at home and i cant cuase ney trouble from my beed.......... night.... go brewers and badgers...... cubs suck!!!!@3 i hate the cubs!!@#@!!!~ by the way.. if nwobody could tweewll i'm druk haopy birthdaey tp me... ha[[y birteyh to me.. happy bireryhday tp jeff, happey birethda pto me!
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With the Daytona comming on soon I decided to do a power hour... Now I am switching to cran&"V" and might end it on some box wine and the ucla game. If Carl Edwards places in the top 3 today I win some nice cash. Thats who I drew in my bar league. With all this snow its a good thing I went liquer sopping yesterday!!!!

Wiskyfan47....did you make any yellow snow along the way? haha what a trip.... Im lucky to make it 2.5 feet out of the bar....

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