Brat Haiku's

[bork]

Thought this story was fitting for the Brewerfan.net crowd.

 

Brat lovers share their passion through haiku

[hawing]

I like brats, and I like haiku...but I don't like the term "bratku."

 

Still, thanks for the link (har, get it? Link? Like a sausage link?...yeah, not funny)

At first I thought this might be connected to the Brat Fest that started about 90 minutes ago in Madison. For those of you who don't live in Dane County, the local Brat Fest started in the parking lot at Hilldale Mall, where it remained (and grew) until a few years ago when they moved the show to the Coliseum (or Alliant Energy Center for you new-school types). Now the event is a soulless shell of its former self, and the Hilldale lot has been replaced by condos and parking ramps.

 

Oh, and Madisonians, they're charging $1.50 for a brat now. $1.50!

(It was $1.00 for the first 20-some years of Bratfest)

[patrickgpe]

my favorite:

 

"Ah, lofty vegan

 

Your plate of fresh crudités

 

Means more brats for me."

[Thats Freakin Sweet]

I'll take a shot at this:

 

Brats, beer and onions

From boiling pot to the grill

Good life on a bun

 

 

Be nice now, I haven't written a haiku since my junior year in high school.

[mothershipconnection]

"Bratwurst. Bad for you.

Processed meat gives gout."

Well, sir, I'll take death.

[Big Reed]

brats simmer;

on the grill,

beer awaits.

 

none better

on my brat

than saurkraut.

 

no ketchup

on my brat

just mustard

 

the face smiles

hunger gone,

brewers win.