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From the Doug Melvin one. This is hilarious

 

Under 'Who I'd like to meet':

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People who I can rook in trades - I'm really looking forward to robbing the new crew of GM's that have never been taken to the cleaners by me, they don't know what's coming for them. People I have robbed in the past include J.P. Ricciardi (thanks for Koskie for next to nothing, as well as Bush and Jackson), Joe Garagiola Jr. (two words: Sexson Trade), Billy Beane (Nelson Cruz, thanks), and several others, even Kenny Williams (I know Lee isn't that great and that RBI are basically a team stat, but anyone's better than Podsednik). I'd also like to meet hitters who can mash and pitchers who induce a large number of groundballs, but I realize that this is not always possible due to the market constraints of Milwaukee, I can always settle for a Vander wal, Grieve, or even a Rick Helling here or there.
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There are some really well done hilarious parody profiles on MySpace, I'll give it that. I've got one on there that I've put quite a bit of work into, but unless you watch a certain show on MTV you probably wouldn't find it funny. If anyone's interested inbox me.
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I love Gord Ash's general interest info:

 

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Rap music, My 2006 Maserati G4, Tricks, Baseball, The Street, On base avg., club Hoppin and summer. IN THAT ORDER!

 

Hilarious!

 

I also never knew that Gord was straight out of Compton, and had gone Muslim.

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