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Paris Hilton... better than the OJ fiasco?


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So it appears Paris Hilton is going back to jail after getting house arrest yesterday. The Sheriff's Department is going to be internally investigated for releasing her.

 

It turns out that Paris Hilton went bonkers in the courtroom screaming and pleading not to go back to jail.

 

I think this is a sign that there is a little justice in this world.

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Apparently she was suicidal? I don't have a whole lot of sympathy for her.

 

Now the fat guy from Shawshank....I felt bad for him.

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If she won't eat, put an IV in her to give her nutrients and make her serve more time as it violates good behavior.

 

If she is suicidal then as another said, throw her in a padded room.

 

Jail isn't fun (I'd imagine). She needs to deal with it.

 

This is a great story however. I don't follow celebs but Paris never disappoints. Whether it's movie making or sentencing, shes a thrill ride.

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She's not even very attractive. I don't get it. She's done nothing in her life, yet she's treated like royalty.

 

I don't mind her getting released from jail, because frankly the PR for the state and for her is something unnecessary. Although I'd make her serve the full term, I can understand getting rid of the distraction

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I take offense to comparing the heiress to a double murderer who has not shown a bit of remorse. Let's not trivialize what OJ did and his continued horrible actions toward the Goldman family by somehow saying it's similar to Hilton.
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Well first of all I want a picture of that photo of her crying in the police car framed and hanging on a wall in my house.http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/smile.gif

 

Second of all who here would spend 45 days in jail to live the life she leads? I know I would, she needs to get over it.

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Paris may be a spoiled moron, but she is very good looking.

 

It's somewhat disappointing to see that this has become another example of the incompetence of the justice system, though. Any normal criminal who is suicidal gets put in a straight jacket...Paris gets sent home. She may be back in prison now, but I wouldn't doubt that she gets to go home on the weekends or something stupid like that.

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Nicole Richie was gorgeous during the Simple Life 1

 

Now that is a sentence I find offensive.

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http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/040712/040712_scoop_paris_hilton.widec.jpg

 

Okay guys tell me what you see in her. Because I honestly see nothing that makes her stand out.

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Any normal criminal who is suicidal gets put in a straight jacket...Paris gets sent home.

 

Any normal criminal probably doesn't have an army of attorneys ready to file a lawsuit if a lunch portion is too small, much less a suicide, on top of a battery of photographers stalking his or her every move.

 

Though the state could probably make a deal with the family so that both parties make good money from a Paris Hilton Suicide Prevention Cell-Cam.

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She always has that smirk on her face. She always looks like good Paris and bad Paris at the same time. She has a sweet innocence and a devious glare all at once. It's usually in the typical pose she takes where her head is facing down slightly with the right side of her face angles towards the lens and the left side looking naughty. And then a slight grin on her face that puts it all over the top.

 

I don't really like to describe why I think someone is attractive. It's sort of lame, posting in an Internet forum why I think Paris Hilton is especially attractive.

 

I guess in short she embodies the femme fatale some people find attractive. She's the definitive modern day femme fatale. She seems dangerous, alluring, seductive and innocent all at once.

 

Shes probably of very average intelligence and not too interesting I'd assume. I don't really care.

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She seems dangerous, alluring, seductive and innocent all at once.

 

Like a night in Paris. Hey I bet that's how she got her name.http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/wink.gif

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She might be hot, like a million other girls/women on this planet. But she isn't very bright, and does nothing but make news that isn't really news in the first place. The last I hear about her, will be the best I hear about her. Just let her do, what ever it is she does, and let the rest of us care about anything else that actually matters.
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