An interview with the "Get a Brain, Morans" Cardinals fan: GOLD

[And That]

I'm not even going to spoil anything. Just read it.

 

Pure class.

[owbc]

I refuse to believe that is real until I see video evidence. But regardless of its credulity, it is a piece of comic brilliance.

[Funketown]

I can't imagine this is real, but I'm still posting it at every single social media outlet I have an account on (okay, only one).

 

Today I learned that the 2006 Cardinals were one of the greatest teams ever.

[Nottso]

This guy, or drunken frat boys body surfing in the urine troughs at Wrigley. I just can't call it. Which is more entertaining?

[Invader3K]

I have a hard time believing that is authentic, but it's still awesome regardless.

[Funketown]

This guy, or drunken frat boys body surfing in the urine troughs at Wrigley. I just can't call it. Which is more entertaining?

If the interview is real then I think it's the interview. If the interview is fake (which it most likely is) I think the urinal surfing is more entertaining.

[And That]

I would have said it wasn't real, except for that description of Eckstein/Molina/Taguchi is not necessarily something the author would want to get saddled with making up.

[StearnsFTW]

I lived and died with that team from the moment they got into the

playoffs until they brought home ring number eleven. Do I watch every

game? No. But do I check the box score every single day to see where

they're at? Also, no. I know they'll do what it takes to get the job

done, and they don't need me breathing down their necks.

 

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[Glennron]

I can't say I know much about the original picture. If that guy intentionally misspelled "moron" as part of an act, I can see him giving that interview as a part of that same act. However, if it's a guy who legitimately misspelled "moron" and it wasn't an act, I'm like 99.9% sure that interview is fake. Everything he 'says' fits the stereotype, from the corn sugar factory down to his description of the four players. Still funny nonetheless.

[logan82]

Walt Jocketty. Hah.

[Oldcity]

Yeah, funny but not real. I had forgotten about that picture though--awesome.

[jjkoestler]

"For a perfect example, just look at one of the greatest teams ever assembled: the 2006 World Champion St. Louis Cardinals. That team had David Eckstein, Yadier Molina, So Taguchi, and Aaron Miles. That's a Jew [sic], a Mexican [sic], a Chinaman [sic], and a regular American. It was a variable [sic] "League of Nations" of doing the little things."

 

Wow. Just wow.