You know pitching a simulated game has gone bad when...

[brewerjamie15]

You attempt to bean the ghost batter.

 

Get frustrated and concentrate too much on the ghost runner at first and his big lead off.

 

Get kicked out of a simulated game for arguing balls and strikes.

 

Attempt to instigate a simulated bench clearing brawl.

 

Get a mound visit.

 

Give up 8 runs in 1 2/3 innings pitched.

 

Get a simulated injury.

 

Request each pretend batter be given walk up music.

 

Insist on coming out of the bullpen in a "relief" mode and then refuse to pitch until Ned Yost dresses like the dude from Twisted Sister and make him sing 'C'mon Feel the Noise' while walking along side you.

 

Get heckled by the simulated fans.

 

What are some others?

[burniebrewer]

Insist on coming out of the bullpen in a "relief" mode and then refuse to pitch until Ned Yost dresses like the dude from Twisted Sister and make him sing 'C'mon Feel the Noise' while walking along side you.

 

I totally volunteer for that job. I already walk around singing Twisted Sister all day.

[Fatter than Joey]

I totally volunteer for that job. I already walk around singing Twisted Sister all day.

 

Cmon feel the noise was Quiet Riot

[brewerjamie15]

Well, what ever neat-o song Twisted Sister did then.

[TheCrew07]

"We're Not Gonna Take It"

 

I use it for highlight films... http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[burniebrewer]

So, you caught me without thinking.

 

Jam me any QR or TS and we're golden.

 

Deep down, I knew Joey was a fan.

[Oldcity]

You give up a walk-off home run.

[MessiahRp]

Dee Snider Rocks!

 

http://a601.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/56/l_f01fb7bdee940249fde82f1bfa949cb0.jpg

Me w/ Dee at this February's Fangoria Convention in Chi-town

 

Rp

[sbrylski]

You get in a simulated fight with the catcher. Zambrano probably should do this in his sessions, just in case.

[Thurston Fluff]

Cmon feel the noise was Quiet Riot

 

It was actually Slade. Quiet Riot is the one most people remember but SLade was the original.

 

How about when the GM cuts you while on the mound?

[slack00]

Wow, after reading the title of this thread and a couple of the first examples I was surprised about how bad it's gotten for Dessens....

 

Funny stuff.

[Fatter than Joey]

It was actually Slade.

 

Right -- The ironic thing though, was after the Quit Riot hit, the US was more receptive to Slade and made Power Supply their best US album.

 

Deep down, I knew Joey was a fan.

 

It would be really really deep down --- way past my inner Zambrano, but you may be right...

 

I can talk 80s hair metal all day long. All my friends were really into it.

[Thurston Fluff]

It would be really really deep down --- way past my inner Zambrano, but you may be right...

 

My inner Zambrano? Classic.

 

You're right about Slade's popularity boost though. Run Runaway was probably the first time anyone ever heard of Slade.