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I'd be the world champion onion hater

 

If i could be granted three wishes in life, i'd seriously have to consider using one to rid the world of the scourge called onions. What a wonderful world it would be if i never ever had to see/smell one of those evil things again or have some moron at a restaurant ruin my dining experience by ignoring my wish to not put any of those rancid things in my meal.

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I would be the world champion "accurate predictor of when we will arrive at a destination"

 

Whether it's a long road trip or driving to the other end of town, I can just tell how long it will take to arrive.

 

I am talking like either getting the exact minute correct, or being within 1-2% of minutes.

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I'd be the world champion onion hater

 

If i could be granted three wishes in life, i'd seriously have to consider using one to rid the world of the scourge called onions. What a wonderful world it would be if i never ever had to see/smell one of those evil things again or have some moron at a restaurant ruin my dining experience by ignoring my wish to not put any of those rancid things in my meal.

If you replace onion with bacon I would agree.

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I'd be the world champion onion hater

 

If i could be granted three wishes in life, i'd seriously have to consider using one to rid the world of the scourge called onions. What a wonderful world it would be if i never ever had to see/smell one of those evil things again or have some moron at a restaurant ruin my dining experience by ignoring my wish to not put any of those rancid things in my meal.

 

My brother feels the same way about celery.

 

I really have nothing that I can think of that I would be world champion at.

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If there was a competition for Internal Human Timer, I would be world champion. I don't know how many times I will set the timer to cook something in the microwave, stovetop, oven, grill, whatever. Then go in the other room and do whatever (internet, read a magazine, watch TV). And then, without a clock nearby or a watch on my arm, instinctively know to go check on the microwave/stovetop/oven/grill/whatever and the is literally 6 seconds or left left on the timer without the alarm going off.

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I'd be the world champion onion hater

 

If i could be granted three wishes in life, i'd seriously have to consider using one to rid the world of the scourge called onions. What a wonderful world it would be if i never ever had to see/smell one of those evil things again or have some moron at a restaurant ruin my dining experience by ignoring my wish to not put any of those rancid things in my meal.

If you replace onion with bacon I would agree.

Absolute blaspheme

 

In fact, i think i'll cook me up some wonderful bacon in your honor http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/smile.gif

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danzig6767 wrote:

In fact, i think i'll cook me up some wonderful bacon in your honor http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/smile.gif

Cook it in a pan with some caramelized onions and you've got a great thing going on. Don't use red onions though, those are better eaten raw on a sandwich.
"His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp."
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I am the world champion at Dr. J vs Larry Bird one on one for the Amiga.

Also I would be world champion at TV Sports Football for the Amiga.

 

If there was a competition for breaking the largest number of cigarettes of friends and family right after they pulled them out of the pack and right in front of their face without getting punched, I would be world champion.

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Hawing - I probably woulda posted that, but only you and I (and maybe Jamie) would have any idea what I was talkin about http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/wink.gif
As the world champion of sending it, it's your job to educate the masses.
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Funketown, I was that guy about 12 years ago, but after leaving for school my Simpson's watching decreased. Now I've probably only seen 70% of the episodes.

 

For those who want to know about "sending it," it's something my cousins and I came up with where you give it your all, or 110%, mostly while under the influence of alcohol.

 

"Who wants to shotgun a beer?"

"SEND IT!"

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