If there was a competition for __________, I would be world champion.

[InsomniacInkRoss]

Pretty simple, just fill in the blank for yourself.

 

If there was a competition for most fast food straw wrappers on the floor of the car, I would be world champion.

If there was a competition for getting the most dishes dirty making one meal, I would be world champion.

If there was a competition for spending the most time in a liquor store without buying anything, I would be world champion.

[pitchleague]

If there was a competition for making fake radio carts (commercials) for your made-up table-top baseball league, I would be world champion.

 

If there was a competition for female belching, my wife would be world champion. (trust me, she won't argue this one. Somewhere, her sister is lurking the board and laughing her head off right now.)

[sbrylski]

If there were a competition for slowest chef, I wold be world champion.

 

Seriously, it takes me nearly 45 minutes to boil spaghetti and heat sauce. I have no idea where I'm losing so much time.

[Patrick425]

If there was a competition for most fast food straw wrappers on the floor of the car, I would be world champion.

I'm not sure about that Insomniac. If you're champion then I would have to be runner up. My son has developed a habit of blowing his straw wrapper at me when ever we go through the drive thru (then I also throw my wrapper on the car floor). I think if there was a competition for shake/malt speed drinking, my son would be world champion. I think I would also be in the running for empty plastic water and Gatorade bottles on my car floor (again, thanks to my son).

 

This is a fun topic. I got to think about this a little more.

[davego]

Diet Pepsi drinking.

[chadomac]

ice cream eating

 

I'm going to New Orleans in a few weeks and I'll be taking the Tchoupitoulas Challenge. I don't think it'll be a problem. I've seen harder looking ice cream challenges - like that kitchen sink one on Man v. Food.

[Menotti80]

I would have no problem with that ice cream challenge.

 

If 10 years ago, there was a competition for best Mario Kart 64 racer, I would be world champion.

 

If there was a competition for most hardcore Duke baseketball fan living in Wisconsin, I would be the champion.

[DHonks]

If there were a competition for Frozen Custard eating, then I'd be world champion!

[rwa12]

If there was a competition for most times answering the question "How tall are you?"(6'8"), I would be world champion.

 

 

If there was a competition for most times winning those rigged basketball games at carnivals, I would be world champion.

Here's the funny part, I'm a big man, so never really worked on my shooting touch. However, I would calculate I am no worse than 40% success rate shooting at the high basket with the small rigid rim. It is ridiculous. Two years ago I hit three in a row. One for me, two for others asking me to win prizes for their kids. This certainly doesn't coincide with the roughly 8% I shot from anywhere on the floor while playing in college.

[dadofandrew]

I just said the other day I wish there was a game show for guessing whether the shot beat the buzzer. I'm almost never wrong, even when the announcers say it the other way.

 

Yet, I've seen the replay of the Duke/Butler game many times, and I'm still not sure if that shot left his hand in time.

[Menotti80]

If there were a competition for Frozen Custard eating, then I'd be world champion!

 

 

Just name the time and place. It's on!

[Patrick425]

This one became clear to me as I was posting in the "Must reads" thread.

 

If there was a competition for most books started but not finished, I would be world champion.

[GoudaBrew]

If there was a competition for DigiSnake, I would be world champion.

 

1070

 

[chadomac]

I wish there was a BrewerFan event in which I could challenge all of you fellow frozen-dessert eaters. Maybe someday.

[greeg35]

1070

 

 

wow. You must have the reflexes of a rabbit, nerves of steel, and the patience of a saint.

I got to 350. I can't imagine how long your snake must have been...

[pitchleague]

I got to 350. I can't imagine how long your snake must have been...

I know it's rather juvenile, but I nearly spit out Taco Bell all over my laptop after reading this one.

[GAME05]

rwa12]If there was a competition for most times answering the question "How tall are you?"(6'8"), I would be world champion.

i'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you there:) my younger brother is 7'2", so you can imagine how often he gets that (also pointed at). and i know exactly what all you bf.netters are thinking now, and no, he doesn't play basketball. and how did i know that's what you were thinking? because that's everyone's second question.

 

funny, though, i'm only 6'5" and never get that question, so i guess there's a world of difference between 6'5" and 6'8".

[mothershipconnection]

Most beers consumed without every paying more than $4 for one (not at a game, hotel, restaurant).

[NeedMoreFans]

Reading maps.

[valpocrewsader]

...making perfect "best of" compilation CDs...

[GoudaBrew]

1070

 

 

wow. You must have the reflexes of a rabbit, nerves of steel, and the patience of a saint.

I got to 350. I can't imagine how long your snake must have been...

It was a boring week. I tried to paste a print screen as proof, but it wouldn't work

[Blindcheck]

For distance driving in a car after the computer says destination to empty is zero...without ever running out of gas.

[InsomniacInkRoss]

If there was a competition for most fast food straw wrappers on the floor of the car, I would be world champion.

My son has developed a habit of blowing his straw wrapper at me when ever we go through the drive thru (then I also throw my wrapper on the car floor)

Well I would win the "no kids" division perhaps, I can't compete 2 on 1!

[Tedaldtada]

I would be a world champion milk chugger.

 

Seriously, my body has been trained to consume obscene amounts of milk.

[DatHoser]

greeg35 wrote:

I got to 350. I can't imagine how long your snake must have been...

I know it's rather juvenile, but I nearly spit out Taco Bell all over my laptop after reading this one.

Everyone here in cubeville groundhogged me when I burst out laughing at both of these.

 

Anyway, I will take any favorite recipe and never, ever, make it the same way twice but it always turns out well. Drives my wife nuts.