The Brewerfan Philosophy Thread

[splitterpfj]

Suppose it's the year 3010, and an archeologist has just uncovered the "Lost Book of Brewerfan Philosophy"...what would he be reading right now?

 

I'll start with...

 

"If a 26-year-old rookie happens to hit a pitch from a 2010 Brewers starting pitcher over the fence...should the official scorer declare a major league home run?"

[hawing]

Beware the small sample.

[GAME05]

W/L and RBI are equally meaningless stats.

[greeg35]

remembering the last and on the lookout for the next 3TO god!

[GAME05]

Bill Hall can pitch.

[And That]

Fire [insert name of current manager and/or name of current general manager and/or name of current third baseman].

[davego]

Strikeouts are an anathema to the hitting Gods.

[jschris]

Google won't save me.

[owbc]

Corey Hart is awesome...no, he's terrible...oh wait, he's awesome...so lets trade him...no, actually re-sign him.

[Point Beer Is Best]

"Man is inherently good, with one glaring exception - Gary Sheffield."

 

- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

[Funketown]

DFA brewerfan.net

[trwi7]

World ends in 2012 WOAH SOLVDD.

[GAME05]

Jeff Suppan is the cause of all our problems.

 

Samson:long hair::Doug Melvin:moustache

[TooLiveBrew]

And that

[Diskono]

I am not motivated to move __________.

[danzig6767]

They'd dig up the remains and say can we get a decoder here? What's this foreign language of capitalized abbreviations OPS, WHIP,WAR, ERA+, FIB, FIBx, UZR, BABIP, DER, DIPS, ISO, RAR, WS, WARP, VORP, EqA that they argued so much about?

[JimH5]

Where did I park?

[craigharmann]

Salad tongs, when used improperly, can kill you.

[Tedaldtada]

Sell High!!!

[Godspeed]

Cheese sandwiches...

[hawing]

No doubt the cover photo would be something like this:

 

http://capronzoocrew.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/cute-lemur-with-sandwich.jpg?w=249&h=189

 

I can only hope that's a cheese sandwich.

 

A philosophical question for another thread: why would a website have a "lost book"?

[crewcrazy]

Free Mat Gamel.

[1992casey]

Free Keith Ginter.

[craigharmann]

Yosted.

[EdgarDiazRocks]

that's Saint Keith Ginter to you, buddy.