English to Japanese to English Translation

[jjgott]

So I thought it would be funny to post some hilariously "loose" translations from English to Japanese to English using an online translation service (http://babelfish.yahoo.com/). I think someone did this in the "Random Thoughts" thread and it was great.

 

I'll start:

"My favorite sport is baseball. I enjoy watching my favorite team and nothing is more exciting that a home run. I also like cheering on the closer when he ends the game with a strike out. I can't wait to see the Brewers back in the playoffs as soon as possible."

 

ended up being

 

"Sport of my taste is the baseball. I enjoy the fact that I look at the team of the taste, home run nothing is more exciting. In addition as for me when he finishes the game of assault from, because it is close, vigor the fact that you attach is liked. As for me it is not possible to wait as quickly as possible in order to meet to the brewing trader with play off."

[Fatter than Joey]

"We should exchange our managements with the tic TAC toe which does the chicken"

 

I will let you guess what the original English was.

[Patrick425]

I'm sure you are already aware of this site, but's it's related to the topic:

 

www.engrish.com

[Brewtacular]

I recall walking into an elementary school classroom and seeing a young boy in a generic sports team jersey complete with number, not unlike something you'd see here, and the team he seemed to be playing for was "Alcoholic". I laughed alone.