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GOT 14 DONE...DOWN..

 

I stopped at 9, but I'm still a little GP'd.

 

But WHAT A NIGHT

 

So my buddy Matt and I first went up to Cush... that was, shall we say, entertaining.

 

Cute girls galore... and one decides to start booty dancing with Matt. I was kinda worried for his well being - you know, being the wingman and all. But he was ok.

 

Cutting thru the dance floor I felt like I was in a freaking meat market... I was molested about 6 times just cutting to the bar. Not that I'm complaining. They were all hotties.

 

So then we returned to our home turf - Caffreys on Marquette's Campus (16th and Wisconsin). It was, shall we say, a blast. There were these two hotties, Caitlin and Betsy, that Matt and I decided to "entertain" through our stay there. Both had just returned from studying abroad, Caitlin from Oxford and Betsy from Rome, and DAMN. Both were HOT.

 

Suffice it to say, I do know that if things ever fall through with Mrs. Don... I have options.http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/happy.gif Not that I intend on that ever happening, but still. It's good to know.

 

Oh - before we went to Cush we went to Riversplash, where we "pretended" to be our buddies Chris and Kevin, and gave their phone numbers to many, MANY women there. Yes, we're bad people but hey - so what? There are worse things... besides, we didn't give their #'s to ugly women. Just hottieshttp://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/happy.gif

 

The nice thing about "fishing" with Matt is that he's got the good ol' Southern charm working for him. It's a nice balance to my Milwaukee demeanor. So we make a great teamhttp://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/happy.gif

 

I think it's time to go get some sleep now. I'm gonna be surprised if this turns out to be coherent in any way, shape, or form.

 

For those of you who live in Milwaukee... we gotta have a "cruise for women" night out, where we go bar hopping and get women's numbers. That would be absolutely awesome.http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/happy.gif

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Oh man, RiverSplash is this weekend? I've only been to one, but it was great. I had a relative working one of the beer tapper trucks the night I was there. We drank free all night. We'd give him a $20 for the round and he'd return with $20 in change. Just making it look like we were paying.
"His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp."
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Last night I got totally hammered on my porch, I had a few beers at a show I went to prior. Got home, decided to cap off the 8 Pabsts that were in the fridge. Pretty much slamming the last two. Big mistake.

 

I went to my room, turned on Cheap Seats, did some drunken text messaging. I wake up at 8:30 this morning in my roommates bed (who thank god is outta town, or that woulda just been ridiculous). I also forgot to take out my contacts, which leads me to believe I made an attempt at it, but went in the wrong door.

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Since moving back to Eau Claire 3 weeks ago, I don't think I have gone a day without drinking. Last night we were on Water St. in E.C. until bar close, then ended up at my friend's apartrment until 6:00. I got up around 3:00 and went to the gym and despite having showered, I swear bar smell came out of my pores to the point that everyone could smell it.
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Man oh man. I am looking forward to the posts that come out of the BF.Net Fan Fest Weekend. Seeing what you guys do on your own is freaky enough- but now get us all together? yikes
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I am looking forward to the posts that come out of the BF.Net Fan Fest Weekend.

 

That makes two of us, Jamiehttp://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/happy.gif

 

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I work Morning . eqrly. bed time for me.

 

2-1 odds GP is, well, GP'd when he goes to workhttp://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/roll.gif

 

GP, you're a madman. You make me proud!http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/happy.gif

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Only one man could get all GP'd and still get up for work early in the morning and that man is GP.

 

If there is one thing I've learned it's this: No getting GP'd when you have to work early.

 

We need to get GP a reality show so we can all watch the action unfold.

"His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp."
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GP, do you have a hangover remedy? For the most part, beer will not "get me" in the morning any more, but when it did, I was all about Gatorade. That stuff just killed hangovers.

 

I may be posting tonight. Got a golf outing today. Woo-Hoo!!

"His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp."
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I may be posting tonight. Got a golf outing today. Woo-Hoo!!

 

I start my new job tomorrow (as Brian .NET http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/wink.gif ) so sadly my late-night drinking exploits will pretty much be limited to the weekends.

 

Wow. I just realized that I'm the first of my college buds to get a "real" job. Kinda scary.

 

Why am I getting flashbacks to that cell phone commercial where the kid gets the job and the crazy roommates are sending him funny stuff...?http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/roll.gif

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Gatorade is great to use when I can, but I always just use water. If you ever come to point and see my house (big, live with 8 people) When you walk in my room you see this big bag filled with water. It has a lil' tube connected to it that leads to my bed pillow so I dont have to get up for water in the morning( just turn my head and suck). The only part that sucks is having to pee, Id tell you want I do with that, but dont think I want to post it on here.
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Back from the golf outing......drank large amounts of beer. Only one problem, this heat is draining the hell out of me.
"His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp."
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Recent morning-after story with my worthless friends (a cautionary tale):

Friend #1: So it looks like you really took one for the team last night.

Friend#2: Yeah, well, you know, I'll do anything for a friend.

Friend#3: Yeah, except you were the only one playing on the team last night.

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iT WAs $1 dollar beer night. At this point, I -AM- a drunk thread!

 

edit" stupid PBR, it'll get ya every time. ok i'm done. bye bye

 

edit again: don't beilieve me? just look at the time <---- I signed this post

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umm I drank durning the brewer game. Then when they lost in the 9th I drank a ton more. So im piled now and going out for the night. Ill type somethign in here when I get back. hopefully Ill see one mroe message in here. Dont want to drink alone on a friday night........... pz...............z.......z
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