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The Drunk Thread 1½


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I have returned to the drunk thread!

 

I'm piled. Very piled.

 

And I am going out with a girl on Saturday http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/happy.gif

 

Be jealous. Very, very jealous.

 

EDIT: I saw that I posted after I got back from the bar last night... and I was, um, worried... needless to say I didn't say anything terribly stupid. What a relief!http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/happy.gif

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But Don, without a smiley emoticon, how will this girl know when you've finished a sentence or made a joke?

 

I'm just messing with you. I'm just jealous and I wish I had your guts, and your enery for going out drinking during the week. Good luck this Saturday I guess.

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Had a bad experience last night with a scary combination of Qdoba, Jameson, and PBR.

 

No offense but... WELL DUH!!http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/wink.gif

 

Be like me and stick to the basic booze groups:

 

Jack + Coke

Miller Lite

Leinies

Guinness

 

http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/happy.gif

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....uuuuhhh- don1481 I hereby challenge you to attend our BF.Net winter meetings. As you can see by my time of post, I like to have a good time,and I'll even give you a ride to and possibly fro.

Clear your calander, say you'll go, and attend.

I'll hand you your first beer.

-I used to have a neat-o signature, but it got erased.
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Ladies and gentlemen.......Homer is plowed.
"Dustin Pedroia doesn't have the strength or bat speed to hit major-league pitching consistently, and he has no power......He probably has a future as a backup infielder if he can stop rolling over to third base and shortstop." Keith Law, 2006
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Why is this thread so hard to find?

 

1) How great is Ricky Henderson?

2) As a Red Soxc fan, how great is it to not listne to Pedro's stupid inmjury p[roblenms even in the off season?

3) What's the greatest Cheap trick song? (The one that's on!)

 

THE DREAM POLICE- THEY LIVE INSIDEA MY HEAD!

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  • 2 weeks later...

i'm sorry, but i unburied this thread.

 

kinda wated on a thursday night...... sick of listening to my roommate and his girlfriend knock on the wall that our bedrooms share.... spring training starts in 1 week..... hopefully i won't have to deal with this crap if my roomie decides to call up the 18 year old that he's been nursing in his "farm system".

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Its friday, im drinking, just got done with a power hour, and im ready to roll, Can you tell, that I like to use the comma, a lot? I figured I would throw in one question mark, or anything to make it not all commas, comma sense right? Crap, there goese another questions mark, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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I samed a hard one really soft tonight, had wisky, beer, wine, and some weird shots that were put in front of me. I did a reverse yagor bomb,, a shot of red bull filled with yagor. Yagor is a good guy, id like to meet him. To bad Yagor wasn't pink. I like pink. id drink pink booze all the time. Im trying realy hard to stay up. Im but not working oto well.
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so i went to a gangsta party last night.

 

There are many punchlines for this. Unfortunately, none suitable for this website.

"His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp."
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I here by challenge all of you for Kingship of the drunk thread. It's 3:30am on a sunday night ok, Monday morning) I accidenatally got locked into a bar till now. I'm a buzesd up. so go ahead and challenge me. I'm Taking ofer this place. over I mean. Nevermiand. not ofer,that's wrong spelling.

I'm going to bed now and I'll Tell you tomorrow. How I'

m buzzed up.

-I used to have a neat-o signature, but it got erased.
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