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The Drunk Thread 1½


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Yay for drinking, drinking, and more drinking! It's been far too long since I have posted in this thread and boy.. it's FUN!!

 

Tonight, I managed to drag my friend out to the bars and get him to at least *talk* to women... yes, I know, it seems small but it is quite the accomplishment.

 

I actually found out about the Koskie trade at the bar... I ran into a Brewers fan at Vitucci's on the East Side and he told me about it... I almost fell over. Needless to say... I've had a darn good night!http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/happy.gif

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Ah... what a messed up night by yours truly...

 

I think I'm turning into GP... but with a job!http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/wink.gif

 

So I went to the Eastsider last night... and for some reason I have all of these numbers in my phone that I cannot, for the life of me, remember how I gothttp://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/laugh.gif Supposedly I am supposed to take one of them out this weekend (according to my Wingman) but... uhhhhh... I think I'll need him to describe her and what happened before I actually *do* take her outhttp://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/roll.gif

 

To all BF.netters that live on the East Side: We should have a function at the Eastsider soon http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/happy.gif

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im not gonna lie, I decided 2 have 1 of eveyrthing..one wine, one beer, one cap coke, one shot, one... who knows.. but the I took every

http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/embarassed.gif ne: thing they put in front of me...!!

sucks i gota work in 4 hors...hours... cause tomorrow eill be eeeven better

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After two nights of Nyquil... It's time for the Irish cure for the cold. (Grab a bottle of whiskey, drink until you see two bottles, then go to bed.) I can barely type after two and a half hours - got almost a half bottle of Seagrams in me. Yeah team!!
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I love beer, my love affair with beer drinking started years ago when I lived in Milwaukee. Tonite I'm drinking Tiger beer and Carlsberg. I'm just warming up with a nice little buzz, wonder how many more I can down without getting drunk? http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/laugh.gif
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So, It's 1:30 and I'm at work... and I'm still drunk. Headed down to Whitewater last night and for some reason my friend and I decided to chug whiskey and cokes. Ah, what a wonderful night... had 10 of um, some beers and then split a drink with 10 shots in it... wow i had lots to drink... probably why I'm still drunk now... i should still be drinking...
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The ONLY time CHESS should come up in this thread is if there's DRUNKEN chess!

 

Anyways... my 25th birthday was a smashing delight...

 

Went to bars on North Ave with friends and... drank. Lots.

 

You know it's time for a scene change when girls start recognizing you for picking up their friends...http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/sick.gif

 

Oh well.

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I am...

 

not quite trashed.

 

But still buzzed nonetheless.

 

Being the great guy I am... I got some numbers tonight... I already made plans with one to call her Friday night... mmm... she's cuuuuuuuuute too... her name's Tammy.... mmmm... and the other? She's going to Chi-town for a few weeks but wants me to call her... mmm... I rule.

 

See, guys? There's no reason why you can't go out and pick up women! I've had my heart broken by two women in the past month and STILL I can get women... and I'm not all that special. What's stopping you?

 

In the famous words of Larry the Cable Guy, GIT R DUN!!!http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/happy.gif

 

Ok, maybe I'll have to have some special "pick up tutoring" sessions for some of you guys... but I'll help out whoever needs it! We're Brewers fans, and we shall work together!http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/happy.gif

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and the other? She's going to Chi-town for a few weeks but wants me to call her... mmm... I rule.

 

Sorry dude. That was me in drag. I just wanted a free beer, cause as Pink Floyd put it: "I was pretty drunk at the time...."

-I used to have a neat-o signature, but it got erased.
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Sorry dude. That was me in drag. I just wanted a free beer, cause as Pink Floyd put it: "I was pretty drunk at the time...."

 

http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/laugh.gif

 

That's awesome Jamie!

 

What does your wife think of that? Is Mary ok with you seeing me?http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/wink.gif

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I went just down the block from you to Vitucci's, where it's *LADIES NIGHT* every wednesday. Obviously, I am not a lady, but I *do* enjoy the sceneryhttp://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/happy.gif

 

Oh... and as usual, I met another girl. We'll be going out early next week.http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/happy.gif

 

I rule. Although I'm suffering a little from last night...

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Oh... and as usual, I met another girl. We'll be going out early next week.

 

Update: I called her tonight and we'll be going out Monday nighthttp://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/happy.gif

 

Viva la alcohol!

 

And GP, I'll be trashed soon too!

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