North Shore Ninja Alert!

[Godspeed]

This was just too awesome not to share:

The students told police they were looking for a ninja after hearing

that two girls walking through the wooded area the prior afternoon were

confronted by a boy dressed as a ninja.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The victim split

away from the group and was then confronted by the suspect, hit in the

head with a sword and dragged down a hill. The suspect allegedly said he

was "protecting the land."

http://www.riverhillsnow.com/news/92425884.html

 

I do believe we've reached Threat Level: Midnight... Everybody please keep safe.

[paul253]

The solution to this problem is obvious. We need a Samurai to hunt down the ninja.

[yoshii8]

Who's going to protect the land now?

[Invader3K]

As amusing as the premise of this story is, this kid needs a pretty severe punishment. The boy he sliced with the machete needed 20 stiches. Not cool.

[razzzorsharp]

http://joescomputershack.com/kusports/random%20pics/633508100345116838-ninja-convention.jpg

 

That is the first place I would look.

[brewerjamie15]

Can't a Ninja just sneak into the convention without registering?