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Google Won't Save You #116 - Dr. William Scholl


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pretty sure he was the doctor who only got one AB in the majors--a sac fly--and then he became a doctor and bought blue hats for his wife. later in life he saved a little girl from choking on a hot dog after she was pushed off a bleachers by Timothy Busfield.
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My bad... This person really has nothing to do with sports.
Not directly. But this doctor's work (and the work of others in his field) would improve the performance of athletes......or anyone who is mobile.

Is it Dr. Robert Cade, inventor of Gatorade?

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I thought he'd be taller.
"Dustin Pedroia doesn't have the strength or bat speed to hit major-league pitching consistently, and he has no power......He probably has a future as a backup infielder if he can stop rolling over to third base and shortstop." Keith Law, 2006
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Reminds me of the Mitch Hedberg joke, "Dr. Scholl makes foot products, right? And he’s a doctor, which means he went to school for a long time. But it doesn’t take a lot to figure out that stepping on a cushion would be more comfortable. That ***** wasted lots of time at school, ‘cause I’d a bought that **** from Mr. Scholl, or Senor Scholl."
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