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I will never _____ again


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Kind of like the "I have never" thread

 

I will never eat White Castle again -- I have promised my friend Brain $100 cash if I ever break that vow

I will never drink Southern Comfort again

I will never eat at Long John Silvers again

I will never eat anything McDonald's calls "BBQ" again

I will never pay money to see a Packers game again

I will never see the Smashing Pumpkins in concert again

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I'll never trust a restaurant or fast food place after i order something without onions. Verify with my own eyes always before putting the food in my mouth.

 

I'll never play fantasy football again

 

I'll never watch a Yankees/Red Sox playoff series again unless i have money bet on it

 

I'll never buy seats again at Miller Park in areas of the stadium where the roof blocks the sun during sunny day games

 

I'll never buy steak again at a grocery store if it's' for myself to eat

 

I'll never again buy cheap commercial beer products like say Miller/Bud/Coors unless it's a party for others to drink

 

I'll never sing karaoke again at any gathering regardless of how many people pester me to get up there and do it

 

I'll never pinch pennies again to save a few dollars or even more on some item i'll have a long time to where a month later i wouldn't notice the money is gone anyways

 

Last and most importantly, after some bad thing have happened on the health and family front, i'll never again forget what's most important in life and it's not how much money you have, your job, what kind of great possessions you have, or countless other things that many human beings put extremely high importance on, but can quickly seem much much less important if really bad things happen to your health and/or family. So never just take your health or family for granted and in the process let much less important things become more important to you than they really are because nobody is immune to having your world turned upside down in a blink.

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If I can possibly help it, I'll never sit in the terrace level for a Brewers-Cubs game again. The last time I did it, the only reason I did was because of the chance of a playoff berth clinch (09/27/2008).
Remember: the Brewers never panic like you do.
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I will never again have sex with any woman other than my wife.

 

{Note, this is due to the many requests made by women other than my wife.}

 

EDIT: I now realize this implies I was unfaithful. Of course, I was speaking of before marriage, when my life resembled a rock star's, or a young Scott Baio's.

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I will never (& have never for many years now) drink Bacardi Limon again

Bacardi is so overrated. I love rum and have tried many makers, Bacardi for me ranks right near the bottom, even among cheap varieties.

Agreed. I wasn't much of rum fan until I discovered Havana Club. It's the only rum I enjoy drinking on the rocks. It's Cuban so it cannot be purchased in the US, but it is a must try if you venture to Mexico or Canada.
"Fiers, Bill Hall and a lucky SSH winner will make up tomorrow's rotation." AZBrewCrew
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I'll never eat the double stacked chicken parm sandwich at Dave & Busters again. There are better ways to get a $20 game card that don't leave you feeling ill for two days, such as the Philly cheesesteak, which was surprisingly good. That's what I get for being adventurous.

 

I'll never cheer for the Cubs. I don't know if I've ever done it, but if I did it was a gross judgment in error which will never be repeated, lol.

"When a piano falls on Yadier Molina get back to me, four letter." - Me, upon reading a ESPN update referencing the 'injury-plagued Cardinals'
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...Southern Comfort...bleah...I'm with you on that.

 

I'll never use a credit card again.

I'll never smoke.

I'll never run for office.

I'll never drink tap beer.

I'll never surf.

I'll never listen to country music.

I'll never pimp my ride.

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Southern Comfort is delicious, which is why I drank a liter one night, and why I won't drink it again.
Same thing happened to me. I love Sothern Comfort over Crown Royal. Jameson, Johnnie Walker, and Jack Daniels are better whiskey's though if you are looking for the hard stuff.
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