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I've never caught a foul ball or home run at a baseball game.

 

I've never been kicked in the shins while wearing shin guards in pee-wee soccer or failed to be kicked in the shins without wearing shin guards.

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I'm always amazed at people who've never broken a bone or gotten a cavity. I've never dyed my hair or had my eyebrows done.
I have never broken anything, but have gotten over 96 stitches in my hands alone, and 3 nasty scars to go with them.

 

-never been drunk

-never dated an asian woman

-never went to a frat party or spring break

-convicted of a crime but never arrested or finger printed even though I should have been since it was more then a ticketable offense.

-never been in a fight despite being a bouncer for over 2 years.

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I'm always amazed at people who've never broken a bone or gotten a cavity.
:raises hand:

 

Others for me:

 

never smoked a cigarette

never inhaled

never saw any Harry Potter movie

 

For a long time, I refused to see Titanic just because I was bitter about it making more money than Star Wars. But Leo is just so dreamy.

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I've never seen Alice in Wonderland (old or new) or the Wizard of Oz.

I've never smoked

I've never been to a frat party

I've never broken a bone

I never went to public high school

I've never sat in the "real people" sections of a badger football game

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I have never owned cowboy boots

I have never been a fan of Ellen Degeneres

I have never understood how locals could be fans of bitter rivals (Cubs, Bears, Vikings)

I have never tried an illegal drug

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-been intoxicated

-smoked or done any type of illegal drug

-seen any of the Star Wars movies

-seen an episode of Seinfeld

 

Also, I know this thread is titled "I've never", but I haven't said a cuss word/profanity in about 14 years.

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-been intoxicated

-smoked or done any type of illegal drug

-seen any of the Star Wars movies

-seen an episode of Seinfeld

 

Also, I know this thread is titled "I've never", but I haven't said a cuss word/profanity in about 14 years.

Maybe in your eyes...
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--I've never been to Walmart...and that will never change.

 

--I've never drank coffee or tea

 

--I've never been to the Farmer's Market on the Square (I've lived in Madison for 22 years).

"His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp."
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Thought of one:

 

I've never been arrested. Sort of regret that. I think a night in jail would do a lot of people good in the long run.

 

But I've done everything else.

"Dustin Pedroia doesn't have the strength or bat speed to hit major-league pitching consistently, and he has no power......He probably has a future as a backup infielder if he can stop rolling over to third base and shortstop." Keith Law, 2006
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- never broke a bone

- never seen avatar - don't plan to..unless maybe it's on cable and there is nothing else to watch.

- never seen any of the terminator movies

- never lived alone

- never visited an art museum (nothing against art...just never got around to it)

-never tweeted or have joined any other social network

- never visited any other country other than Canada (only because I have relatives there) and I really don't have a desire to (unless maybe it's an all inclusive resort in a warm climate).

- never had a dog as a pet

 

-my son is 12 and he has never had a soda (hates the carbination).

 

I really liked the "never been in Cliff Clavin's kitchen".

 

TracyThom..never seen an episode of Seinfeld?!...I have a hard time wrapping my head around that one. There is hardly a day that goes by that someone I work with or associate with does not throw out a Seinfeld reference during a conversation.

User in-game thread post in 1st inning of 3rd game of the 2022 season: "This team stinks"

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ive never been to a strip club (and never will) (i'm 26 by the way)

 

other things i borrowed from other people...

never been in a real fight

never had a cavity

never been to canada

never skied, snowmobiled, ATV'd, snowboarded

never rode on a mototcycle

never worn a cast

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i've never eaten lobster

never had a cavity

i've never been to a rock concert (not counting bars)

i've never caught anything bigger than a sunfish

i've never been to Chuck E Cheese

i've never been to Lambeau Field (shame on me)

never been on a Valentines date

never ordered food to be delivered

possibly wrong, but i don't think i've ever posted on an in-game thread

i've never read a comic book

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I've never joined myspace, facebook, twitter, etc. and have no intention of doing so.

 

(Thanks to Patrick for mentioning this earlier.)

"His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp."
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Patrick425: -never tweeted or

have joined any other social network

 

Yuku counts as a social network--or so they say. However, you joined ezBoard and Brewerfan dragged you into Yuku, so I guess your record is intact.

 

 

GAME05: possibly wrong, but i don't think i've ever posted on an in-game thread

 

=81&submit=search&advanced=1]Four times in 2008. http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/smile.gif

That’s the only thing Chicago’s good for: to tell people where Wisconsin is.

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1992casey[/b]]Patrick425: -never tweeted or have joined any other social network

 

Yuku counts as a social network--or so they say. However, you joined ezBoard and Brewerfan dragged you into Yuku, so I guess your record is intact.

 

 

Ok..possibly...but I have no idea what you are talking about when you post things like "Don't update your profile or click on the 'just for you' link" or "holler if you are missing private messages"

User in-game thread post in 1st inning of 3rd game of the 2022 season: "This team stinks"

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I've never found FTJ all that funny.
"Dustin Pedroia doesn't have the strength or bat speed to hit major-league pitching consistently, and he has no power......He probably has a future as a backup infielder if he can stop rolling over to third base and shortstop." Keith Law, 2006
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