Ninjas Rampage Through Streets of Milwaukee!

[homer]

http://www.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/44225917.html

[Invader3K]

I thought this was going to be some kind of amusing prank, but turns out to sound like a bunch of thugs just destroying private property. Hopefully they can catch at least some of them.

[trwi7]

"They were yelling 'Black Knights,'" Milwaukee Police Lt. Milan Stojkovic said.

That's apparently what the group calls itself, and it may have been involved in two to three other vandalism incidents in the past couple years, Police Lt. Michael Robertson said.

Brilliant deduction. Dare I say, you're on to something, constable.

[Brian the Automator]

Real ninjas don't yell.

[jordanmuehl]

Wow, that's right by my apartment. I'll have to check that out when I go back to the East Side tomorrow after the game.

[Katuluu]

Real ninjas don't yell.

Yeah, they just flip out and kill stuff.

[TooLiveBrew]

Real ninjas don't yell.

But at least they've captured the noble essence of being one of the finest warriors man has ever devised -- you know, vandalizing stuff.

 

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[JimH5]

Police were searching for a green 1992 Honda Civic with a license plate number of 547-HGH, in which some suspects may have fled.

 

Apparently these Ninjas haven't learned to conceal the identity of their getaway ride. That might prove to be a problem for the Black Knights.

[trwi7]

It also appears that the ninjas are on human growth hormone.

[RayKingsForemanGrill]

Real ninjas don't yell.

Yeah, they just flip out and kill stuff.

They are the ultimate paradox.

[Brian the Automator]

They are the ultimate paradox.

My research also indicates that they are chauvinists.

 

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[Fatter than Joey]

as long as they aren't zombies, I am not concerned.

[PKBadger]

Only one solution...we need to hire some Bad Dudes.

 

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[Jimbo]

I love how WTMJ described them as a bunch of "anarchists". Is this some political group we are not aware of? Another fine piece of investigative journalism by our local media?

[Patrick425]

I love how WTMJ described them as a bunch of "anarchists". Is this some political group we are not aware of? Another fine piece of investigative journalism by our local media?

 

Was WTMJ possibly just referring to this (from the article in the JS)?:

 

Police were investigating whether the vandalism may have been related to a protest earlier Friday evening by a group of self-titled "anarchists" in the Riverwest area, police spokeswoman Anne Schwartz said.

 

[Jimbo]

I love how WTMJ described them as a bunch of "anarchists". Is this some political group we are not aware of? Another fine piece of investigative journalism by our local media?

 

Was WTMJ possibly just referring to this (from the article in the JS)?:

 

Police were investigating whether the vandalism may have been related to a protest earlier Friday evening by a group of self-titled "anarchists" in the Riverwest area, police spokeswoman Anne Schwartz said.

 

 

WTMJ made no reference to Anne E. Schwartz, the MPD nor its kissing cousin The Journal-Sentinel. Just reported it as fact.

[DSFastball55]

Real ninjas don't yell.

Yeah, they just flip out and kill stuff.

They are the ultimate paradox.

Ninjas are cool. And by cool, I mean totally sweet.

[RayKingsForemanGrill]

Real ninjas don't yell.

Yeah, they just flip out and kill stuff.

They are the ultimate paradox.

Ninjas are cool. And by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Which is braggable...