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24 hours of Kanye: How to Deal with Obnoxious Neighbor


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Eventually the guy stopped playing his tunes during the day. He still cranks them pretty good in the late afternoon once in a while but it's not on repeat like it used to be. Also, I've gotten in the habit of putting my iPod in while working which drowns it out if he does play it.
"Dustin Pedroia doesn't have the strength or bat speed to hit major-league pitching consistently, and he has no power......He probably has a future as a backup infielder if he can stop rolling over to third base and shortstop." Keith Law, 2006
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Well it's been three years. Guess the guy needed to start annoying me again. This time he/she is playing "Walk Like a Man" by Frankie Vallie on a loop. It only plays about three bars then repeats. Not sure how long it's been going on but at least 30 minutes since I first noticed. It's faint but once I go to bed I'm sure it's all I'll hear.

 

If you want to hear what I'm dealing with, listen to the first 18 seconds, then listen to it 100 more times in quick succession.

 

http://youtu.be/-tWvYaiOmRs

"Dustin Pedroia doesn't have the strength or bat speed to hit major-league pitching consistently, and he has no power......He probably has a future as a backup infielder if he can stop rolling over to third base and shortstop." Keith Law, 2006
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Desperate times call for desperate measures. Time to go nuclear on the guy. Put Nickelback's Greatest Hits on repeat (if they don't have a greatest hit album, put the 'big' one in). Then leave the house for your own safety.

 

yep, that will do it.

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Try these gems, no time to youtube them...

 

Tiptoe Through The Tulips - Tiny Tim

Amish Paradise - Weird Al

Malchik Gay - t.A.T.u.

Ding Fries Are Done

Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band

Peaches - Presidents of the United States of America

I Think I Smell a Rat - White Stripes

Rubber Biscuit - Blues Brothers

Dolls - Ace Frehley

 

and if you want to bring out the big guns, try this one:

 

Alaska - The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black

"I'm sick of runnin' from these wimps!" Ajax - The WARRIORS
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The bar has been raised. You need to pick one line of a song and play it over and over.

 

Earlier in the topic, Fatter than Joey suggested Barnes and Barnes' [cite]Party in My Pants[/cite], but I now think their [cite]Fish Heads[/cite] song is more appropriate.

 

 

Just use the beginning where they sing, "Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up yum." Stick to the a capella intro. Stop before the music starts.

That’s the only thing Chicago’s good for: to tell people where Wisconsin is.

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If you're going to play a single line, there is truly, only one choice.

 

Biz Markie.

 

"I wasted so much time in my life hating Juventus or A.C. Milan that I should have spent hating the Cardinals." ~kalle8

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I think I found a winner!

"Dustin Pedroia doesn't have the strength or bat speed to hit major-league pitching consistently, and he has no power......He probably has a future as a backup infielder if he can stop rolling over to third base and shortstop." Keith Law, 2006
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You gotta fight fire with fire. If he's playin' Walk Like a Man, sample some of Loving You (Minnie Riperton) and set it to repeat. High frequency earplugs recommended. Plus, you may get a few dogs in the area to howl along.
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Nothing like a few "Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom" lines to drive someone crazy...

 

 

Find the flash version, and it will literally go on pretty much as long as you want it to.

 

I listen to this and all I can think is "Baseball baseball baseball... brewwwwwwwwwwers brewwwwwwwwers..."

"I wasted so much time in my life hating Juventus or A.C. Milan that I should have spent hating the Cardinals." ~kalle8

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