Your Best Ideas Ever Thread

[bork]

I've always wanted a device in my car, where I could vaporize the car of someone who does something stupid on the road. The driver would be transported to the side of the road to avoid any injuries.

[jschris]

I'd like to see all roads in Wisconsin have a rock salt component or the little heating coils in them that melts snow and ice on contact. It would make living in Wisconsin during this time of year a little less of a hassle.

[Godspeed]

Nice one!

[chrisisoutrunning]

I'll never understand why the owner of Real Chili doesn't:

 

A. Accept credit cards

B. Expand to other locations

 

Not sure if that's my greatest idea EVER, but the George Webb on all college Campuses got me thinking about it.

There was a Real Chili on State Street in Madison for a couple years. Never really seemed to catch on... I don't really know, it was too far down State during the winter to venture down to it, and when it was warm enough... well I didn't really want chili...

 

As for the credit cards thing... beats me... Mickie's in Madison only takes cash...

[Bikeage77]

Oh, think big - go for the Zombie Nail Gun 5000.

 

Every time I catch a cold, and have an ugly cough for a few weeks after, I wish there were either a power washer or a snake that could be used on human throats - just unclog the mucus right out of there.

 

Saturday Night Live did a sketch commercial about 12-14 years ago called the Lung Brush. It was meant for smokers, but I think this would still help your cause.

 

I want a button to push so that I can either mute or immobilize students who are constantly talking or getting out of their desk in my classroom. I spose I could just handcuff students to their desks with their non-writing hand, but I don't think the law allows that.

[statman0007]

cologne scented dryer sheets and market them to the college aged guys and young bachelors

 

seriously, how hard would this be to sell? Look at the axe commercials, you just have to convince that demographic that the product will make them irresistible and it sells...this is coming from someone that falls in that age-range.

[TracyThom]

Every time a huge snowstorm is forecasted, I always think about laying down a tarp across my driveway. When the snowstorm ends, I would simply pull the tarp away. Voila. No need for shoveling.

[Crazyk1294]

My idea is the greatest thing EVER. It's so great that it will revolutionize the way people go about their daily lives. It may will reduce America's dependence on foreign oil, solve the worlds economic problems, and cure the common cold. It is *DELETED* I can't share specifics, but it's a cross between a toothbrush and a banana hammock. I've already said too much...

[sbrylski]

My idea is the greatest thing EVER. It's so great that it will revolutionize the way people go about their daily lives. It may will reduce America's dependence on foreign oil, solve the worlds economic problems, and cure the common cold.

 

It is *DELETED*

 

 

I can't share specifics, but it's a cross between a toothbrush and a banana hammock. I've already said too much...

 

Sounds like the marketing pitch used for the Segway.

[craigharmann]

Moving from Wisconsin to Texas last January....got away from the real bitter cold and snow that I detested in my living in Wisconsin for 3 years after graduating from college. No doubt the best idea I've ever had.

[burniebrewer]

Sounds like the marketing pitch used for the Segway.

 

I saw a guy riding one of those in the grocery store last week. There are parking spots for cars and a bike rack for bikes, but where does one park his Segway? You don't....you ride it thru the aisles.

[RU Rah Rah]

A relatively flat, coaster-type, magnetic cup holder for the roof of your car, right above the driver's seat. Something that would stabilize/hold your coffee while you're fumbling with keys, etc.

[Gobias Industries]

Moving from Wisconsin to Texas last January....got away from the real bitter cold and snow that I detested in my living in Wisconsin for 3 years after graduating from college. No doubt the best idea I've ever had.

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:bNwbK-DylwsBDM:http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u69/jesper13/ORLYowl.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

cologne scented dryer sheets and market them to the college aged guys and young bachelors

This is a good idea and I can't believe Axe or Old Spice hasn't gotten into this market yet.

[milwaukeesportsfan]

peanut butter and jelly in the same jar.

[TheRealMattKain]

peanut butter and jelly in the same jar.

 

Smuckers beat you to the punch:

 

http://www.americansweets...rs-goober-grape-759-p.asp

[milwaukeesportsfan]

okay, how about this...instead of a hamburger bun, use two donuts. That way you can have it for breakfast.

[craigharmann]

Moving from Wisconsin to Texas last January....got away from the real bitter cold and snow that I detested in my living in Wisconsin for 3 years after graduating from college. No doubt the best idea I've ever had.

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:bNwbK-DylwsBDM:http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u69/jesper13/ORLYowl.jpg

Really. We have the southern end of the front you guys are getting up there and the high tomorrow in San Antonio is going to be in the mid 50's....that's cold for here. I'll take that and not have to live in snow and cold for 5 months and be quite happy.

[Principessa21]

2) drunk food. Combine the gyro and the burrito and create the ultimate drunk food--the gyrito. Except there will be nothing "ito" about the gyrito...lamb, onions, tomato, cucumber sauce, in a giant pita that encapsulates the tastiness just as a tortillo fully surrounds the burrito contents.

 

I've never made the gyrito, but it sounds brilliant, especially when drunk

You would love the Grease trucks at Rutgers. They make subs with steak, bacon, cheeses, chicken fingers, fries, mozzarella sticks, etc. Each combo had a name, but my favorite (before I became a vegetarian) was the one with chicken fingers, french fries, mozzarella sticks, and sauce. And yes, they were fabulous when drunk at 1am.

[BoneDaddyKool]

I think that one with the chicken fingers, fries mozza sticks and sauce is called a "Fat Darrell" I remember reading about it in Maxim magazine years ago.

[Godspeed]

okay, how about this...instead of a hamburger bun, use two donuts. That way you can have it for breakfast.

You mean this?

[DuWayne Steurer]

My idea is to make scratch off lottery cards with a filament that runs through it that will react with gas station countertops to give people that try to scratch them off while standing in front of other people about a 220V blast.

[stoops17]

I always thought cable/satelite companies should give each channel a per month charge and let customer's have an a la carte package and choose exactly which channels they wanted.

[Marc Newfield of Dreams]

Plowing the Eastside. There's my great idea.

[greeg35]

I always thought cable/satelite companies should give each channel a per month charge and let customer's have an a la carte package and choose exactly which channels they wanted.

So your idea is to not make as much money as possible screwing people without other choices over? I like it.

 

My best idea ever was the electric guitar chord progression in Boston's "more than a feeling" when I was seven. Turns out I had heard the song before (a young Coldplay protege). My second best idea was inventing the phrase "I know you are but what am I" in first grade. My wife thinks I may have lifted that as well; but I don't think so.

[davebobn]

Dream Recorder!!!!!!!

 

http://www.telegraph.co.u...-that-can-map-dreams.html