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You have -got- to be kidding me. Don't you electronics junkies/Woot-ies usually go nutty for these 24 hour extravaganzas of nerdness?

Don't make me be a Woot thread dude here you guys. Honest. You need to start making posts in this thread.

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Never got my hands on a BOC either, but I have gotten some pretty good deals on stuff though. This woot off has been pretty decent. A few things that I wanted/needed at a very good price. Can't ask for much more than that.
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You have -got- to be kidding me. Don't you electronics junkies/Woot-ies usually go nutty for these 24 hour extravaganzas of nerdness?

Don't make me be a Woot thread dude here you guys. Honest. You need to start making posts in this thread.

maybe its a sign of the slowing economy http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/frown.gif havent paid much attention to this one...that will happen when i am not at work!

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The kids in my neighborhood must know I'm now a Woot fan because they dropped a BOC on my porch and ran away. They must not have wanted me to know it was them therefore making it a surprise. At least I think it's a nice big bag of crap, I'm gonna go check....
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Luke-

 

I'm sorry, but I don't think so. I went to the Brewer game last night and with all the walking I was kinda worse than when I started. I woke up this morning to an even more sore leg and heels. Plus-

if I did try to play this evening I would probably not have to worry about bum legs because Mary would kill me.

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WOOT, INC. INTERNAL EMAIL

STAFF EYES ONLY

 

Attention Woot employees -

 

We are now entering the final phase of preparations for the Woot-Off planned for midnight tonight. This is when we depart from our usual deal-a-day model and sell one product after another, offering a new deal as soon as the previous one sells out. For some reason, Woot members like bball123h continue to have high expectations for this event. We must make every effort to ensure that they feel disappointed and betrayed.

 

All workers should be physically and mentally straining to make this Woot-Off a success, like every muscle in a wolf's body strains to capture and devour its prey. We expect total compliance with the following objectives:

 

* Make sure the stables are thoroughly cleaned and the horses properly groomed and shod. As you know, Commander Rutledge prefers to lead us on horseback during Woot-Offs. Charge!

* Customer Service department: all vacation requests for this week and next are approved. If you have not filed a vacation request, take one anyway.

* The little green pills in the kitchen are there to keep you alert and working. Take as many as you need. Officially, Woot does not believe in the concept of "overdose".

* Take at least one of our servers offline, just for laughs.

* Go to the landfill and dig up some more Sansa media players. If you see any Digipro Graphics Tablets (and you will), grab those, too.

* Place crap bags in company latrines so those orders can be "filled". To this end, the company will provide free lunch today from El Feo, the filthiest burrito joint in Dallas. Do your worst, guys.

* Neutralize all negative thinking among our members. We simply cannot tolerate any more posts like "do not want" or "Woot-Off killer". If electronic means like word filters and IP bans do not work, we must reactivate the rapid-response teams to physically eliminate all threats to our reputation.

* Last time, spot checks revealed that approximately 25% of products shipped are broken, incomplete, or excessively dirty. This is unacceptable. For this Woot-Off, defective shipments must make up at least 40%.

* Remind SmartPost that there's no need to hurry on these orders. Prompt delivery makes our customers spoiled and argumentative. Let them learn humility and gratitude while they wait.

 

 

Above all, we must strive to make this Woot-Off even more tedious, disappointing, and lucrative than the last one. The employee who achieves the most toward this end will be rewarded with one brown Zune. Second place: two brown Zunes.

 

Forward into battle! Remember: to give one's life for Woot is glorious!

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Which one of you clowns crashed the server last night?

 

I wanted that Midway 10-game stand-up video game, but alas, I have no room with it. Gotta get my own place. Gotta figure out how I'm going to get a place for under $500K here on the west side of LA first, then figure out how to get a $200 arcade game.

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got that sure tell email today!! apparently (unless someone can answer my new question in the computer help thread) I am looking for a new all in one printer tonight. please, woot have it up early and cheap so I can get some sleep.

 

oh yeah, and a BOC for me would be great as well!!

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