8/29/08 Brewers (Bush) at Pirates (Gorzelanny): 6:05 PM CDT -- IT'S HAIKU NIGHT!!!

[And That]

Welcome to Brewerfan's quasi-annual Haiku Contest!

 

In a Haiku In-Game Thread, all posts following this initial post MUST BE A HAIKU. But that's ok, haikus are fun! We'll use the standard haiku format for posts:

 

First five syllables
And then seven syllables
One last set of five

 

After all the posts in the thread have been made, Brewerfan's Literary Approval Staff will pick a winner for the prize. This time the prize for best haiku of the thread is a 2006 stadium give-away Derrick Turnbow bobblehead (one of the few that survived) - in pinstripes! Still in the box! Kind of dusty!

 

Like any IGT, please stay as on topic as possible. All non-haiku posts will be immediately deleted. Good luck, and be creative!

 

Oh, and the pitching matchup is...

David BUSH

http://images.yuku.com/image/jpeg/c0925d84fd972d2e9252d977620dc3b7b7abc82.jpg

V

Tom GORZELANNY

http://images.yuku.com/image/jpeg/7ec3592241549f73db38978e27c1ac48642728c.jpg

[TheBucketheadBrigader]

Should be a good one.

Let's get over this last loss.

Time to untuck shirts.

[trwi7]

Infuriating

Terrible loss by the Crew

Bounce back and win please

[thablingster]

Brewers weakest link

Bullpen perpetrating stink

Bush gives day of rest

[IslandsAC]

Villanueva

sure seemed to annoy Albert.

I love rivalries.

[IslandsAC]

That pic of David

Looks like it was taken from

A college brochure.

[diesmitty]

Brewers, Cubs will play

For the NL this season

No need to worry

[sargennm]

I hate the Cardinals.

Time to take frustrations out

on lowly Pirates.

[pitchleague]

If we lose tonight

I won't be very happy.

So, don't you lose, Crew!

[And That]

Counting syllables

An excruciating task

Counting and counting

[crewcrazy]

Day off after a loss

Nothing to do but go vent

Albert Pujols sucks.

[hawing]

What did Carlos say?

"This one's for your mom, Albert!"?

Overreaction.

 

Fortunately we

Can entertain ourselves with

Haiku 'til Friday.

[crewcrazy]

Villanueva

Takes up one line of haiku

Albert Pujols cries

[Oldcity]

Plunder the Pirates

Gorzo looks terrifying

It's time for Big Boy.

[datrain711]

Pittsburgh is awful

But playing at P N C

is always scary

 

Tom Gorzellany

is one of the ugliest

persons on this earth

[hawing]

If we lose tonight
I won't be very happy.
So, don't you lose, Crew!

 

It's still Thursday, pitch.

Brewers' next game is Friday.

Happiness tonight! http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/smile.gif

[lukevan]

Mad Plumber should bring

Back his mistachioed look

Scary as Gorzo

[bullox]

Tom Gorzelanny

You are the best baby seal

Of all friggin time

[trwi7]

Tom Gorzelanny

Looks like the character Sloth

From the Goonies right?

 

I am watching Chunk

Perform the Truffle Shuffle

Goonies for the win

[Bernman23]

Buck nickname taken

Other Milwaukee team riled

Brewers do bidding

[BuckyBrewer61]

I'll be in Pittsburgh.

Singing, "Let me root, root, root...

for the away team!"

[pitchleague]

If we lose tonight
I won't be very happy.
So, don't you lose, Crew!

 

It's still Thursday, pitch.

Brewers' next game is Friday.

Happiness tonight! http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/smile.gif

That's okay, hawing.

I didn't mean to do it

Until Tomorrow.

[bullox]

No conversations

Supposed to be haiku night

No socializing

 

Totally kidding

You can talk all you want dudes

Time to grab a beer

 

Counting on fingers

Just how many syllables

Are necessary

[dlk9s]

The Pittsburgh Pirates

Are terrific ball players

For me to poop on!

 

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/1637/triumph01nl1.jpg

[thablingster]

Hot Cubs keep winning

Bitter Cardinals crying

Brewers must keep pace