This picture is too good to not have a caption contest, WITH PRIZE! (winner chosen)

[InsomniacInkRoss]

http://milwaukee.brewers.mlb.com/images/2008/08/09/LEuuzIRk.jpg

 

I will give a shirt to my favorite, I suck at these things, so I won't even offer an attempt

 

 

[thebruce44]

Good job, now get some rest 'cause your starting at third tomorrow night.

[trwi7]

Ned: "What's going on, Ben? You don't seem to have your best stuff working today."

 

Ben: "I just have a little bit of a cold. It's no big deal."

 

Ned: "Alright, I got some Vick's VapoRub in my office. I can give you some if you want it."

 

Ben: Sure, I'll have some.

 

Ned: "Why isn't the Vick's VapoRub working? I'm applying it just like the directions said."

[JoeHova]

"Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."

[bando1234]

Its okay big guy, I know you miss Brett, and for the last time no you cant follow him to New York.

[viking188]

Sheeter, when I watch you throw I feel it right here....my god, your pecs are like rocks. Now lets go get some coffee.

[ewizabeff]

Look Ben, I know you've made it through the year without injury, and you're getting a little jittery for the playoffs. But an increased heart rate is NOT a reason to sit out. You're an athlete!

[homer]

"If you cheat on me, I will crush you."

[BrewCityUnit]

Sheeter, I told you I would rub your nipples if you went out there and battled today.

[PaulRigdon]

Ned (who ironically sounds like Herbert from Family Guy) ""You don't wanna hurt yourself pitching; make sure you stretch out those pecks."

[bacon06]

I could care less about the team struggling, I just want to kiss you.

[Brian the Automator]

"Do you want to find out what happens when you combine 3 and 15?"

[jason21nl]

Ben, don't worry, Ross will make a Trenni shirt soon.

[sbrylski]

"I could go for some Ben between my Sheets a little later, if you know what I mean..."

 

[makes a licking motion in the air]

[Fatter than Joey]

"In a moment of unbridled rage, Ben Sheets thrust his pitching arm through Ned Yost's abdomen, upon learning Mota was coming into the game."

[sgtcluels]

Ned: Here, let me rub down your pitching shoulder.

Ben: I throw right, look at the glove dolt.

Ned: You have no concept, go get me some coffee.

[burniebrewer]

As Yost will explain to reporters later:

 

"You were one pitch away, Benny."

[And That]

Can you smell my coffee breath?

[JJHardy7]

You had me at complete game shutout.

[T B0NE 10]

"Thank God we didn't run out of Klements, otherwise we wouldn't be having this moment"

"Whatever Ned, now let go of me"

[mothershipconnection]

Dude, that was freakin awesome! I can't believe how many Jager bombs we just did man. I'm all like (insert sound of revving engine), and I told you that chick wanted you!

[viking188]

I knew you could do it Benny; Prince says its okay to shower up now.

[alorrigan]

Ned, this isn't the best time for a breast exam.

[bullox]

Thank you for not making me have to decide on Mota or Gagne, Ben. I really appreciate it.

[bando1234]

"Benny, stop. I know you are pitching a heck of a game but you need to check out the caption game at Brewerfan.net. They have to be the smartest people on the net. "

 

 

or

 

 

"Its ok Ben, I know that you have a perfect game & its only the 6th inning but you need to come out. Larussa has you on his fantasy team & I would rather eat shards of glass than have him win our fantasy pool again"