Local Idiot to Post Comment on the Internet

[homer]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/local_idiot_to_post_comment_on

 

edit: please note: although extremely funny, this article is not safe for work. Thank you.

[SeriesFinale]

Fantastic. IMDB and YouTube in a nutshell.

[GAME05]

SeriesFinale, I just want to say it took a lot of guts to be the first poster on this thread. I didn't have the courage. Well done.

[TheCrew07]

Not just IMDB or YouTube, pretty much any internet forum... it was way worse in the original Everquest game... you'd get some kid who was just griefing people and /shout or /ooc some nonsense and the server would lag and you'd get 4 comments in a row from the dork, all same content, but all different... followed by something I can't repeat here about lag.

 

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time, the Onion is great comedy.

[pitchleague]

I added in a line next to the link for those that may want to check this out at work. I'd hate for you to get in trouble.

[owbc]

It's about time the national media recognized my contribution to society.

[IslandsAC]

"After clicking the 'submit' button, I will immediately refresh the page so that I can view my own comment. I will then notice that my comment has not appeared because the server has not yet processed my request, become angry and confused, and re-post the same comment with unintentional variations on the original wording and misspellings, creating two slightly different yet equally moronic comments," he said. "It is my hope that this will illustrate both my childlike level of impatience and my inability to replicate a simple string of letters and symbols 30 seconds after having composed it."

Who among us can't relate to that?

[IslandsAC]

"After clicking the 'submit' button, I will immediately refresh the page so that I can view my own comment. I will then notice that my comment has not appeared because the server has not yet processed my request, become angry and confused, and re-post the same comment with unintentional variations on the original wording and misspellings, creating two slightly different yet equally moronic comments," he said. "It is my hope that this will illustrate both my childlike level of impatience and my inability to replicate a simple string of letters and symbols 30 seconds after having composed it."

Can anyone not relate to that?

[giffted1]

That story was so stupid. Why would you waste everyone's time by posting it?

[pitchleague]

funny thing, islands, is that I was just about to delete your second post and then remembered what thread this was in.

 

Man, it's late . . . . .

[Invader3K]

What user name does that guy post under here?

[bullox]

What did you guys think about my interview?

[Samurai Bucky]

wat r u guys talkin' about, bro? LOL!

 

what a buncha n00bs

[Thurston Fluff]

What user name does that guy post under here?

 

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[TooLiveBrew]

OMG I HEART THIS THERAD!

 

U GUYZ SUCK THO!

 

AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

 

JK

[sbrylski]

That article is guay.

[And That]

LMAO!!~~~~~~

 

LOLRUS T1ME! epiclulz!

 

http://images.yuku.com/image/gif/fb425bc4f991ad779fd211b1a835ecc4f0a3e80.gif

[ccbrew]

first!! lol.

[And That]

you TOTALLY not first! duhm

 

and yur all WRONG!... ARROWSMITH is the best band 4EvErS!!!!!!

[owbc]

I hate Rickie Weeks, he only strikes out and makes errors.

[cnycerveceros]

once again I'm reminded why I spend so much time here.

[mothershipconnection]

<3 DINOSAWRZZZ!!!!!!!!

[TooLiveBrew]

I hate Rickie Weeks, he only strikes out and makes errors.

 

!!1!!!1!1!!!!

 

OMG UR SO FUNEEEEE!!!11!1!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

... seriously though, that was funny. http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/smile.gif