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If you could marry one celebrity....who would it be


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Halle Berry or Eva Mendes.

 

I really can't lose.

"His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp."
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Brooke Hogan

 

The real reason a man would want to marry her is so he can convince her to yell everything at him, finish all sentences with "brother" and threaten to beat him before bed unless he says his prayers and takes his vitamins. That, and the tender act of seduction that comes with someone literally ripping their shirt off, throwing it to the ground, and placing a cupped hand to their ear to listen to the applause. Life would be hilarious.

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Natalie Portman

 

I have a ton of restrictions and requirments when it comes to people I am willing to date. I actually have a 22 question 100 point questionaire. From what I know about Natalie Portman she would score pretty highly.

 

Vegetarian 10 points (10 possible)

Active in politics 10 points (10 possible)

Democrat 7 points (10 possible)

Moderately religious dosen't believe in afterlife 5 points (10 possible)

 

That right there is more than 1/3rds of my "questionaire" and she scores well.

 

Gah I am such a dork!

 

edit: ugh changed 2/3 to 1/3 which is accurate

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