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5/4/07 Pirates (Maholm) @ Brewers (Vargas): HAIKU NIGHT

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1992casey Milwaukee Brewers

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Claudio Vargas

Former Zona Diamondback

Brewer strikeout king

 

Counsell versatile

Second base shortstop third base

Brewer D'back two times

That’s the only thing Chicago’s good for: to tell people where Wisconsin is.

[align=right]-- Sigmund Snopek[/align]

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Banana mango

fruit smoothie with dash of rum

pregame ritual

 

face painted for game

foam finger shows position

of brewers overall

 

weeks homerun to start

hardy extends double streak

vargas wins the game

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FSN Eschewed

In Attendance I Shall Be

Ha! No Ann Carroll

 

Hall/Maholm Splits

A Dinger I Shall Predict

With No Anne Carroll

 

This Is Not In Jest

In Attendence Is The Best

'cause No Ann Carroll

 

Vargas Three And Oh

For The Bats Are Gonna Show

Hey, No Ann Carroll

 

Ears Assuaged From Pain

In Two Sixteen I Shall Sit

With No Ann Carroll!

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Haiku you must go

Line drive off Capuano

I then scream oh no!

 

Just a contusion

Is first place an illusion?

Standings confusion

 

Big shot to the choade

Inning 7 Bush implodes

Bullpen will erode

 

Posters want a lot

For now Vargas gets a shot

A win? maybe not

 

Complete game shutout?

Maybe a seven run route?

Don't make posters pout!

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Billy, Billy, Bill

Billy, Billy, Billy,Bill

Billy,Billy, Bill

Is that beloved

Billy Hall? Or our own reviled

A. William Schroeder?

 

Syllables are hard

Beloved can be three or two

Here it's only two

 

I didn't think I'd

Do Haiku But what the heck?

It isn't too hard

That’s the only thing Chicago’s good for: to tell people where Wisconsin is.

[align=right]-- Sigmund Snopek[/align]

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Quote:
FSN Eschewed

In Attendance I Shall Be

Ha! No Ann Carroll

 

Hall/Maholm Splits

A Dinger I Shall Predict

With No Anne Carroll

 

This Is Not In Jest

In Attendence Is The Best

'cause No Ann Carroll

 

Vargas Three And Oh

For The Bats Are Gonna Show

Hey, No Ann Carroll

 

Ears Assuaged From Pain

In Two Sixteen I Shall Sit

With No Ann Carroll!

 

I nominate Uke.

His disdain for Ann Carroll

Deserves DVD.

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It has been too long

Since high school English classes

Haikus make headaches

 

Jack Bleeping Wilson

Shortstop with a lucky bat

How I despise thee

 

Retro uniforms

Guarantee a loss tonight

Win on Saturday

 

Johnny Estrada

Hacks with no balls and no strikes

Kills rallies in ninth

 

Be smart on bases

Hit Paul Maholm early

Get another win

"[baseball]'s a stupid game sometimes." -- Ryan Braun

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