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5/4/07 Pirates (Maholm) @ Brewers (Vargas): HAIKU NIGHT

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IslandsAC College Ball

IslandsAC

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Last day of classes,

And will the Brewers help me

Celebrate tonight?

 

I sure hope Bill Hall

Returns to Chuck Norris form,

With a roundhouse kick

 

To the collective

Face of the Pittsburgh Pirates

Pitching staff. Huzzah!

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cruiserx43

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This thread is scary

Must commit Harry Carrey!

Trollers be wary.

 

Statistics be damned!

Scurvey Pirates to the can

Vargas is the man!!

 

Now this post is due

I will not Haiku with you

Need to take (bathroom)

 

http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/wink.gif

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don1481 Draft Eligible

don1481

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This work week has stunk

When will today be done with?

I doubt I will see the game http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/frown.gif

 

Brian's "brilliant" plan

Has completely cramped my style

I have to think now

 

Imagine what would

Happen if the Drunk Thread was done

In all-Haiku form

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pogokat ACL Brewers

pogokat

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Graffy gets anthrax

Counsell loses his fingers

Braun still in Nash

 

Steve Moss is the man

he is better than Jesus

do not doubt lemurs

 

Brewerfan.com

a distant memory still

pour out a forty

 

Branyan the manyon

will strikeout or hit homer

we miss rich becker

 

with haiku night on

everyone will post here

link report lonely

 

have fun tonight but

do not say "boobs" in chatroom

you will get yosted

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sheethead

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Sitting by home plate

Surely will make me feel great

Work faster Vargas!!

 

Boo boo boo boo boobs

Boobie boobie boobie boo

boobs... boobs... boobs... boobs... booooooooobs http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/smile.gif

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don1481 Draft Eligible

don1481

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Hi Don, How are you.

The mods are not into boobs.

It appears to me.

 

Hey Joey, I'm well

But what are you saying here?

If they don't like boobs...

 

Well then I'm now sad

It's a dark day at BF

I think I shall cryhttp://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/frown.gif

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pogokat ACL Brewers

pogokat

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dessens above four

bullpen is freakin' awesome

spurling not bad either

 

counselnino sucks

miller also struggling

team is consistant

 

hard to mention stats

when OPS is many

extra syllables

 

boobs chat does annoy

choose another word to chant

this is not third grade

 

no hard feelings though

boobs chant does annoy the mods

but no warnings yet http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/smile.gif

 

does the smiley face

count as a syllable here?

emoticons suck

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